People of Earth: it is I Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8!
Howdy howdy. My name is John, I'm a 22yr old Dom who's been removed from the idea of romance for a year or two. So please forgive my rusted & blunt approach to things. Do you remember a few months back when big bellied, bearded, blue-collar, country boys were all the rage? Well here I am, all those things and lonely... kinda? I don't really have a problem with being alone, but at the same time it'd be nice to have someone to talk to atleast.
Some more incoherent ramblings about me, not so cleverly disguised as an attempt to persuade you into thinking I'm an ok-ish person: I'm 5' 14" (or 6' 2" for you non-fun people) light blue eyes, slicked back dirty blonde hair, strawberry blonde curly beard that makes me look Amish, a deep voice, and 2 tattoos. I work as many days & as much as I can, as an industrial mechanic at a chicken plant. Outside of work I like to smoke cigars, hunt, fish, shoot, and sleep. That last ones the bigg'n. I'm obsessed with the 1920's to 1950's American time period: I think there was something magical about a country going through hardship, but still willing to give the shirt off there backs to help.
Kink wise I am all over the place! I like hosiery and lingerie, toys, restraints, exhibitionism, voices, dd/lg, extended play, TPE/ free use, praise, and much more. I have no problem supplying toys for my submissive so long as we reach a point where I dont feel like I'm throwing money away. And I'm more then willing to be flexible to an extent, if you have a kink that I've not heard of or what not. But I draw the line at your usual suspects, watersports, bloodplay, diapers, and breeding oddly.
Hopefully your a lady, no older then say 32, no younger then 18, who atleast finds the man previously described as "sufferable." You don't have to be local-ish, but if you are that's awesome!
Anywho, I appreciate greatly your patience for reading through my horrid abomination of an ad. And I hope to hear from someone gradually!
- Yours, John (aka Bamabelvedere)
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