This meeting someone new, it can be daunting, can't it? There are all these different things I'm immediately wondering. Will our families get along? Will we mesh morally? Can you take a spanking and fill out a schoolgirl uniform the way I like? Will we like the same bands and shows? Is it too early to wonder about some of these things? Probably, we haven't even met yet.

I'm not great at talking about myself, but as I am trying to coax you into my life and become a part of yours, you deserve a little more than just the Cliff Notes. SO let's see.

Single and looking to start something serious and long term. I am open to long distance for a little while, with the understanding that we close the gap before too long. And I want to fall asleep together on Discord with you, take in shows and movies together, share thoughts and make plans. Down the line, I want to spoon by the fire with you while our kids sleep upstairs.

I am totally blind, which has little if anything to do with who I am as a person. But it rarely comes up in conversation so if I don't say it now I'd more than likely forget to bring it up at all. Then we'd meet up for the first time and you'd be like "Who dat guy wit' da stick?" Because for some reason that's how you talk in this hypothetical scenario.

I also have a twelve-year-old daughter. She lives out of state with her mother, though we spend holidays and things together (My daughter and I, not my ex and I, that'd be weird).

My free time when not lazing about is spent playing music, doing standup comedy and gaming. D&D, Vampire the Masquerade and textbased MUDs primarily, though I will destroy you with Liu Kang on Mortal Kombat X, as I'm cheap as hell with him. Similarly with any of the Law family on Tekken. When it comes to books, shows and movies, I tend toward things within the comedy, horror, scifi/fantasy and Urban Fantasy genres. I also make audio dramas for youtube. Yes, I am a geek and homebody. Do you do anything artsy and creative? If it's in the visual medium I hope you don't mind describing your work to me. If you sing or play an instrument, expect me to request demonstrations and/or colaberations from time to time.

Professionally I'm in manufacturing, voice acting and writing. When finances and other circumstances allow, I plan to open the best cafe and tabletop gaming lounge the world has ever seen.

I am also a military brat, classical Western values despite a mildly goth aesthetic and certain tastes and interests slightly off the beaten path. I love the country music my parents played when I was a kid, the pop punk and alt rock I discovered as an angsty goth teen, the different flavors of metal I found in college, and the oldies that oddly keep popping up in my Spotify recommendations. Do you have something different you'd like to show me? Or even just more of the same?

Well as this is /r/BDSMPersonals, I suppose I should put some BDSM into this novel of a personal add. Do pardon the length, but it is important that you know who I am in day to day as well as how I would impact your nights.

I've been writing, scrapping and re-writing this section for like a half hour now. Usually when I describe my sexual proclivities, it's through a scattered series of vague, nonspecific quips in the presence of close friends. You should know future ladyfriend, I'm doing this for you! So, I am definitely more dominant. Fairly quick to praise or degrade, spank or caress, bite or kiss, praise or punish depending on a combination of my mood and your behavior. One of my greatest joys is provoking responses from you. Are you shy and given to breathless little yelps and squeaks? Do you sing out in long and melodic but wordless cries of pleasure? Or even scream? Whatever your mode of expression, I will catch and relish each little bit like raindrops on the tongue. More specifically: All those tender bits nobody gets to see--thighs, breasts, less forbidden places like the neck or wrist--I will kiss them frequently. And bite them just as often. Even strike where appropriate. Impact play, bondage, biting, choking, and any other inventive methods of abusing and enjoying you that might occur. Ending with the deepest, hottest creampie imaginable. Oh, best believe there will be plenty of those shortly followed by the most tender aftercare you could possibly imagine. I have also been known to dabble in DDLG, but don't tell anyone. And when I do, I prefer middles to littles.

There is more, but I think that's enough revealing smut for the time being.

You can drive, right? I can't for obvious reasons and Uber gets freaking expensive after a little bit. I might need to borrow your eyes from time to time also. "What does this say? How's the weather looking? Is this Otter Pop blue or purple?" You understand. In return, I will aid you. I am fun and personable when I can be, stern and authoritative when I must be, and dedicated always.

Whew, that was a lot! If you made it through all that and think I might be what you're looking for and vice versa, I invite you to get in touch. Orange envelopes only, the chat feature doesn't jive well with my software. Send me a voice clip and/or be ready to VC early on. I am very communicative and would love to talk to you. And just for being a good sport in reading everything, here's me laughing at a silly video my friend sent me. https://soundgasm.net/u/VulpineScott/RIP-no-mocktails

Here's what I look like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iftDkDgKMOg

And here's what I sound like when not recorded on a smartphone from twenty feet away. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2EYqxutVss