Hii everyone! Thanks for coming

(One word messages & requests for $$ will be ignored sorry, respect the hustle!)

Me: 31 Male, bisexual, clean, independent, adopting a cat soon, just bought an espresso machine

Basically, life is steady and I'm looking for a kinky friend, or partner, to share it with.

I mostly live in books, computers, and occasionally the woods. But I venture outside my comfort zone often for great food, art, and camping, hiking etc. Also I’m a nerd, I like D&D, video games, anime, and movies - could be fun if we share some interests there.

However, I’m mostly in shape lol!

420 etc friendly

(Also one day I dream of escaping the city for a little plot of land with some friends and ducks and the internet)

NSFW Me: I’d love to be your sub, semi-free-use-pet, but also your friend or partner. I like cooking, cleaning, gardening, giving massages, orgasms, and being helpful - basically, service/pleasure submission.

However, while I love humiliating/degrading myself for our enjoyment, I believe that a healthy relationship, even one with a sub/dom dynamic, is built on trust and mutual respect.

I'm a somewhat experienced sub, I've been with people into plenty of things that I don't have a particular fetish for, like pain, but the idea of pleasing the other person is more than enough for me to enjoy it.

At the end of the day I want to make you feel good, and I love to explore. I have lots of various kinks I appreciate to throw in optionally too if we like.

Limits: Not looking for anything short term, whether friends or partnership. I’m also unfortunately not attracted to very plus-size / very curvy people. And I’m looking for someone around my age, vaguely 27 - 38

I put pictures of me out there, so I’d prefer if I knew what you looked like. I’ll happily share pics of my face, or newer pics, or anything else you like once we talk.

Well thank you if you made it this far! I’d love to chat or flirt or just vent to each other about how awful dating, humans, and the internet can be lol so please feel free to message me! <3 🐰

(Especially if you play PC games… Or if you’re a femboy who plays PC games...)

5’8” 150lbs, politically far left, if you care about that stuff