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Proof that I do own clothes/can clean up nicely as well as being able to break it down

Aloha! Hope you’ve been able to enjoy the week and if not, maybe this post can add a little spark. Asian male here looking to see if I can maximize the endorphin release on my vacation.

I arrive early morning on 5/17 and will leave in the afternoon on 5/20. Lodging will be in Long Island City but I will be visiting Manhattan, Brooklyn, and Queens. I don’t have a set itinerary other than exploring food/the city (and hopefully you 🤭) and maybe a dance class or two sprinkled in with nightlife so I’m flexible with day availability as well if you’re looking to add a little spice to your work day 😉

We can meet as often as you’d like while I’m here assuming our schedules line up—this can involve more than just sexy time. I’m up for meeting for drinks, at a coffee shop, park, and/or have a fun night out. Ideally I would like to make an evening out of it but I’m happy to do a short meet and greet to move on to the more eventful part. I have no problems keeping myself company but it’s more enjoyable when entertaining others. I do enjoy stimulating conversation so that would be a plus for anything outside of intimate fun.

There is no TL;DR version so hope you have some time 🙃 If you weren’t born a female, please save us both the time and don’t message.

I am 💯% when I say this: your pleasure is my priority. Nothing turns me on more than knowing that I’m the reason why you are white-knuckling the sheets and struggling to have an ounce of control left in your body. I want to be the reason why you feel your pulse climbing to a peak until you have that unbelievable sensation between your legs…more than once leaving you weak and panting while simultaneously wanting more. With all that said, it is a cherry on top when my partner enjoys giving blowjobs as well.

The uncomfortable yet necessary attempt of trying to convince you that I’m worthy of your time:
I have a subtle confidence about myself but I am also quite humble. My philosophy is life is too short to be constantly serious so I like to keep it on the lighter side; if I get comfortable enough around you, the raunchy humor does surface when the timing is right. And don’t let my age fool you: I’m not a boring middle-aged man. I think you’d enjoy my company both with and sans clothes.

Other tidbits:
✅ Educated and cultured
✅ About 30% into silver fox status
✅ Personable personality that can put you at ease
✅ Flirtatious and a good conversationalist
✅ I’m 5’6”; yes, short king but I make up for it in other ways
✅ Hablo un poco de español
✅ Does not fit into that Asian stereotype if that matters to you 😉 (a little north of 6” for those that really need to know)
✅ Vaccinated, boosted, and DDF with recent test proof (420 friendly—I don’t smoke but have dabbled in gummies)

Kink list to possibly incorporate (but not limited to): teasing and denial, forced orgasms, spanking, CNC, free use, anal play, toys and fingering, light bondage, choking play, degrees of degradation, rough play, exhibitionism

Hard limits: scat, knife play, blood

Another uncomfortable section to exhibit what I fantasize about but may not actually get unless the gods are feeling generous:
- Feminine energy
- A lady that can reciprocate conversationally (as well as in other ways 😉) and doesn’t mind some banter and wit. While I can carry a conversation, it does take two for it to be fulfilling
- Generally prefer my age or younger but I’m open to a little older
- A female that is 5’6” or under
- Petite, average, or a little curvy
- A more natural look and girl next door vibe

Need not apply:
❌ If your main goal is to get me to extend my car warranty
❌ If you and/or your car smells like 🚬 and regrets
❌ 🐈🐟

I know I’m practically on the hunt for a 🦄 but if you’ve read through all of above, please send a message with:

• Age and a brief summary or fun fact about yourself
• Respond to the following: assuming you don’t already have one, pretend that you’ve secretly carried a pet rock around for the last 15 years. What are the top three things/experiences that it would divulge about you?
  
• Would you rather have a unicorn named Uno, Phoenix named Patterson, or a Griffin named Greg? Explain.
  

P.S. I know this could be used against me in the court of law but my go-to karaoke song is Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It.

Cheers 🥂