As the title suggests, I'm here to sell myself, and to convince you why I'm more worthy of your time than all the other horny guys spamming your DM's right now. You see, I'm actually capable of resisting the urge to send a dick pic in the first 5 messages, so I'm already ahead of like 20% from just this alone. It's shocking what a tiny bit of self restraint will get you. I'm obviously joking, but there is something to be said here.

About me-

I'm semi nomadic, so my time zone and location will change quite often. I've always been like this, so I've traveled to a lot of places and have experienced a lot of different cultures. I currently live in Mexico for the time being, with plans to be in Europe in the coming months. I have a wide variety of interests, ranging from some more obvious basic bitch shit like gaming and anime, to homebrewing and sherry tasting. I play a fair bit of chess online, and have picked up poker over the past few months with a hope to make it profitable. I very much value interesting and intelligent people, so if you're someone who shares my undying hatred for TikTok, I think we'd get along. I have a great appreciation for philosophy, and would have gone to school for it, but I decided that I didn't want to spend the rest of my life working as a barista, so I went the tech route instead.

In terms of looks, I'm a 5'9 white guy with blond hair and green eyes. I'm quite skinny, but I've been working out a lot more recently, so I'm slowly putting on some muscle. I'm perfectly fine sending a picture if you're curious as to what I look like beyond just my description, and would greatly appreciate one of you as well. I would also love to video call as soon as we're both comfortable and decide that we'd get along.

About you-

I think that most people can be reasonably attractive if they try, so the only hard deal breaker I have is obesity. No hate, just not my thing. You don't have to be a 90lb anorexic, but there's definitely a healthy range. While I don't have a specific age range(18 ), I do tend to lean towards people who are slightly older. So long as we get along though, I don't really care how old you are. I've always thought personality to be much more attractive than looks. I know that everyone says that, but I actually mean it. So long as you're capable of talking and won't expect me to completely carry every conversation, I'd love to chat and see where things go. I had an amazing success on here a while ago, but it unfortunately didn't end up working out. I just take that as proof that amazing people are out there. If for whatever reason you do end up reading this (you know who you are), I truly do wish you all the best. It was amazing while it lasted.

Kinks-

I'm quite open to experimenting, so instead of just listing everything that I'd like you to do to me and coming across as a massive fuck boi, I'll leave something for the imagination. I do quite like pegging and TPE, but neither are mandatory. We both have things we are and aren't into, so I think it best if we discuss kinks naturally as they come up rather than trying to force it. I'd definitely love to hear about yours though, so I'm sure we'd have a lot to talk about.

My limits are fairly obvious, so things like pain, public play, bathroom play, or other somewhat obvious ones would most likely be out of the question for me, but again, we can talk about it.

In closing-

If anything you saw above caught your eye, feel free to reach out, I'd love to chat. Because reddit chat is absolutely terrible, I'd prefer we move to another platform ASAP. I have snapchat, discord and telegram, so once we decide we like each other those would be my preference. I've posted a few ads at this point, and I inevitably get quite a few people who have very clearly not even read what I wrote, and that will ask for a "tribute" after talking for a while. I don't have anything against findom if it's legit, but it's not for me, so please don't bother if that's your thing, as all you're doing is wasting both of our time.

Regardless of if you decide to reach out or not, I hope you have a good day/night.