You've come to the point in your life where you're done with fantasies and talking to strangers on the internet. You have an idea of what you like, but the only way you can grow is to find a partner to try out all of the things you can't do yourself.

Perhaps you're not necessarily looking for a boyfriend, but you need someone you can trust enough to be patient while you learn new things as well as committed enough to not ghost you after one encounter.

If that sounds like you, then I'd like the opportunity to be that guy. So what the hell is such an articulate person doing in a place like this? Well... I'm looking for someone who is not only inexperienced in kink, but also sex. Other than that one aspect, I'd like everything else about this "partner searching" crap to be normal, so let's pretend I didn't say it and see if we click? Can we be friends before anything gets sexual?

Let's skip bs like favorite colors and movies and try to start an actual conversation. I'm deep, so feel free to hit me your existential questions. I'll probably answer with sarcastic one-liners, but somebody will think it's funny. I'm also way more easygoing than this post makes me seem, it's just that describing oneself is hard!

I'm also on the autism spectrum, so if you're ND too we'll probably automatically become friends on some level. I tend to be a homebody, but I'll go almost anywhere if you need someone to go out and do things with. Straightedge, but not preachy about it. On a scale of one to neckbeard, I'd be a solid nerd; I enjoy some anime, but it's not my personality. Into all things science-y.

For once, I want to just talk about random stuff and act like we're becoming friends instead of trying to force things, so... I'd appreciate it if you messaged me with a topic or a question you have and we'll go from there. Also, include a couple of details about yourself so I know you're not a bot. Hope to chat soon!