As I go to post this I see someone already posted a similar themed story earlier today. In fact I was going to title this New World Order. Unfortunate, but I think my story is going to be a little more light hearted than theirs. A bit goofier. Very different but still the same general theme. Anyways this is only a teaser.

Any similarities to real world persons or events are incidental. This is a work of fiction and does not promote or oppose anything. It's just smut.

A New World - Teaser

A vein visibly pulsed in the forehead of reporter Jackie Law as she struggled through the most difficult interview of her entire career. When the presidential candidate finally quit his yapping she leaned in to ask a rather pointed question. “Mr. Hump voters are concerned that the radical, sweeping policy changes you plan on implementing will effectively enslave all women. What do you have to say to the women of this country whose rights you plan on eliminating?”

Jackie said it with a bit more venom than she originally intended but screw it, could anyone actually fault her on this?

“Enslave? No, I don't want to enslave women. You all just need to be handled. That's why if I am elected every woman must have a designated handler. Listen, we are going to improve birth rates, decrease crime, stimulate our economy. Do you like healthcare? Healthcare is going to be free for all women. Healthcare like you would not believe. Women are going to be the backbone of our country. I for one can not think of a stronger backbone. And I think a lot of people agree with me on this.”

Bruce Brian, Jackie’s co-host said “Mr. Hump, I want to hone in on that last statement you made. Is it true that several countries have pledged to adopt your policies should you be elected?”

“That's right. Many of which have been historically considered our greatest adversaries. Talk about a diplomatic solution. I believe even more are going to come around to our style of governance once they see how successful it is. World peace. That’s what we’re working towards here.”

“So you consider the subjugation of fifty percent of the population as world peace?”

Tilting her head slightly Jackie fully exposed the mean mug which was partially concealed by her golden wedge bangs. Long ago she had mastered the art of wielding vivid expressions. Piercing blue eyes borrowed into Mr. Hump, full of rage. She wanted to rip that stupid WAM hat right off his geriatric head.

“I-I understand your concern. Change is always frightening. But that's why we will be administering pacification shots to help ease the transition.”

“P-P-PACIFICATION SHOTS!?” Jackie’s voice was broken and shrill. For the first time in her career she had lost her composure.

“Yes, pacification shots. Don’t worry this isn’t a lobotomy or anything like that. We are far past the dark ages of women’s medicine. How should I put this? It’s going to awaken that inner woman which modern society has oppressed. Trust me, by the time induction is over women aren’t going to feel subjugated, but liberated. And Jackie” the asshole actually looked at the camera, winked, then put his hand on Jackie’s bare knee poking out the bottom of her khaki skirt. “That shot feels really good.”

Jackie drew back her knee like it was splashed with acid. She drew her skirt down over her knees drawing the fabric taut over her toned legs. It bounced back. Wishing she wore something less disclosing than this tight khaki dress with modest cleavage Jackie crossed her arms across her body. She had seen Mr. Hump looking her up and down more than a few times already.

“Do you really think people are going to stand for this? What you are suggesting is against everything laid out in our constitution. It tramples upon the laws of the free world. It’s vile, chauvinistic, misog-”

“Jackie.” Bruce put an arm on Jackie’s shoulder. “We are a nonpartisan news outlet. Let's stay focused on the interview.” Jackie glared at her co-host with a look that said “I am going to rip your face off” and slapped his hand away.

“Thank you for that Bruce. But I don't blame her. As the dog barks, the woman complains.” Bruce laughs at that “Perhaps Jackie here could use a pacification shot.” “AUGH!” Jackie could not believe this. Bruce and Mr. Hump laughed together.

Betrayed by her own partner Jackie stewed.

“Well that’s about all the time we have today. Is there anything else you would like to say to our audience tonight Mr. Hump?”

Mr. Hump stood up and faced the camera. Making peace signs with both hands he starts chanting “Women are meat! Women are meat! Women are meat!”