As my punishment for being too hard on myself for shitty sexual/relationship decisions past me made, I have been tasked with writing a public appreciation post to myself about all the sexy things I like about me. So here goes...

Despite the fact that I am a desperate, hypersexual, insatiable, bratty little edge/cum slut, (which is exactly what led me to make the aforementioned shitty past decisions,) these may actually be some of my best qualities. I am so good at keeping my greedy, wet, little pussy stimulated and leaking grool into my panties. I love being a horny little brat. I love the fact that I can edge for 10 hours a day, 2 days in a row, and only need to stop because I didn't have the house to myself anymore; otherwise, I coulda kept going. I love the fact that I can kill the batteries in all my vibrators, back to back, and just keep gooning while the others recharge. I love that only one time listening to Cal's Curse was enough to make it hard for me to achieve orgasm by myself, and now I can really only cum well by my husband's hand. Or mouth. Or cock. It's like my body refuses to cum when I want to, but is happy to do it when he wants me to. So now all I can do is edge my grooly, clenching cunt so diligently while I whimper and beg into the void to please be able to cum. But if I'm alone, there will be no cumming, only more diligent edging.

The best part of having a perpetually horny, wet pussy is that I can slide a toy in anytime with no lube, and there is never a lack of grool for me to suck from my fingers. I LOVE eating pussy, but haven't gotten to in nearly 6 years. But I slurp my own cum from my fingers, my toys, and my husband's cock at every opportunity. Fuck, I love to taste myself. Sweet, salty, musky. I taste so fucking delicious, I wish I could give every one of you a taste. Feel all of your tongues sliding up my slit, caressing my clit while my juices run down your chin. Mmmm... And everything makes my pussy wet. Blowjobs, spanking, slapping, choking, kissing, nipple stimulation, dirty talk, seeing hot men or sexy women doing literally anything. Just... everything remotely sexual makes me fuckably wet so fast.

And possibly my best quality is what an obedient, depraved good girl I am when a strong man or dominant woman has control of me. You want to take me down this alleyway, unzip my jacket and let my tits hang out so my nipples get hard in the winter chill, and then have me squat down and rub my clit under my tiny skirt while I suck your cock? I would love to. You want to throat fuck me until my nose is pressed against your pubic bone and my mascara is running down my face. It would be my absolute pleasure. You want to fuck my ass until my pussy squirts all over the floor? Yes, please! You want to restrain me, blindfold me, tease me, flog me, choke me, slap me, and edge me until I call you names and beg and plead with you to let me cum? And then you want to force orgasms out of me with a wand until I'm floating in sub space and can no longer form coherent sentences? Dear God, yes. Here, let me hold nice and still while you tie me down. I mean, there's also the possibility that I'll resist or mouth off to you in search of a spanking or other punishment, but that's just cuz I want you to be rough with me, and it's just gonna make me wetter and more desperate. After all, I'm just a willing little pain/pleasure slut for you to use.

When I stop to look at it this way, I have some truly excellent qualities! I really do love being a little nympho, and it simultaneously feels so fucking embarrassing and so fucking good to admit it publicly. If you're still reading, thank you for sticking around and participating in my public punishment! And to u/Dom-Dada, thank you for my punishment, sir! I hope my efforts meet your expectations!