"For breakfast, have a three egg omelette, with some spinach and tomatoes. For lunch I'm feeling soup; pea mint and some toasted rye bread with garlic. And for dinner have hmmm...I'll leave that up to you."

"Yes Miss."

"Good. Do you need me for anything else pet?"

"That should be all Miss."

"Good. Off with your day then pet."

Hmm.

I'm bored.

.....

"Ah another one gone. Shame"

How dull.

"Miss."

My screen lights up.

It's always the same. Exactly at 1.

"Hello puppy."

"Hello miss, how was your day?"

"Mhm good."

"What does your day look like tomorrow, love?"

"It's the weekend. So nothing too taxing Miss"

"Hmm. Why don't you wear something red tomorrow."

"Yes Miss. I can do that."

"Good."

"Miss can I ask you how your day was?"

"Didn't you already ask?"

"Haha. Apoloies miss. Can I ask you a question miss."

"You may not. Pets who don't follow rules don't get to ask questions."

"I see Miss. I understand"

Why not beg. Silly boy. I might just give in.

"Mhm. Do you want me to decide what you should eat for the day tomorrow?"

"I'd like that Miss."

"Good. Have a gronula bowl for breakfast. Pea pasta for lunch and a warm congee for dinner. Could you manage that love?"

"Doable Miss."

"Hm. don't make too much. We don't like to waste food now do we love."

"Don't worry miss. I won't."

What a good pet.

"Mhm."

"Do you need me for anything else love?"

"How are you feeling Miss?"

"Hmm vexed."

"Anything pet can do to make it better?"

"Don't consern yourself with it."

You keep disappearing anyway.

"No can do Miss."

"Mhm."

"Mhm miss."

It's annoyin that you were gone.

"Having favorites is bad."

"Haha, is that so Miss?"

"Mhm. When they disappear. You feel...anyway. not a good thing."

"I see miss."

"Well I'm here if my owner needs anything miss."

"Hmm."

How vexing. I really just want to step on him.