Look no further, since I am here to help and train you at your best convenience.

What can you expect?

• A safe environment - most of all, pets are loved members of the family. It does not matter if they stay for an hour session or a day or two, even longer! Pets are cared for and loved, their needs looked after.

• Discipline and training - Happy pets are disciplined and obedient. You will be trained in a competitive environment, learning the key commands that will make of you a pet to be proud of. And you will learn in a competitive environment, since I have a Golden Retriever at home who is well ahead of the curve. He fully understands and follows a number of basic commands like 'come, sit, wait, down, roll, twist, turn around, go, etc', so you have some catch up to do!

• A liberated environment, free from human dressing codes and rules. Like my lovely Golden Retriever, a collar is all you will need to wear (, which I can provide, with or without a leash depending on your behaviour). Naked as a good pet should be, you will be in the natural position to receive all the love and attention from me, your owner, without obstacles of any kind.

• A rewarding environment, since good behaviour deserves always a treat. It may be some encouraging words, a sweet, a tender tap of your head, some scratching behind your ears or even some belly rubbing (something that my Golden Retriever loves). But please do let me know of any additional rewards you think you may deserve (or a sip of wine here and there, a cuddle or a hug, some fleeting moments of excitement, etc) and we can add those to your training routine.

• Infrequent punishments, often in the form of some stern words, restrains (like the leash) or even a spanking or more should your behaviour calls for it.

In short, it will be an estimulating experience in which you will learn a thing or two (or many) in a loving and caring environment, where you will be the centre of the world for as long as you behave.