ABOUT ME:

It's time to give this ad a 2025 update.

Before we begin, if you've ever written a profile and included "I don't know what to write," or "If I write too much, there won't be anything to talk about." Please skip this post.

About me: (Vanilla)

I'm a writer and future (hopefully) author.

One of my main passions is cooking. I have a natural love and a flair for cooking. I spend a large portion of my life in the kitchen.

I briefly trained as a chef. Then I didn't.

Cooking has always been intuitive and really natural to me. I can't bake worth a damn, though.

I'm currently working on a BBQ Fajita spice mix. It's getting there. It's a work in progress.

My Curry BIR mix has been a work in progress for ever. Same with the BBQ Fajita mix, It's getting there.

I'm a deep thinker. I'm spiritual (NOT religious) and believe in the power of Chi. I believe in Ghosts, Vampires and Werewolves (what's life without whimsy), dimensions, multiverses.

I'm very much a liberal.

I'm interested in meditation and self-improvement and self analysis.

I'm a free-thinker and tend to think independently from the masses. I naturally deviate from convention and tread the path less trodden. Not on purpose or to be a contrarian. I'm just true to myself.

I'm not a people person. I'm misanthropic.

I'm an introvert. I'm private. I don't like being the centre of attention. In fact, I like to keep as far back from people and the spotlight as possible.

The darkness is my friend.

I'm a geek. Always have been, always will be. Back in the 80s and 90s there was more chance of me being in the company of my Amiga, Spectrum, Master System, Mega Drive and Super Nintendo than a human being.

Not much has changed.

People talk about a "misspent youth." I spent my youth with celebrities such as Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario Brothers, Donkey Kong, Link and Zelda, Ken, Ryu, Guile, etc.

I consider my youth to be spent wonderfully. I am privileged.

I'm deep, introspective, pensive, and morose. I feel more at ease and happiest when I'm alone. I barely tolerate people.

I don't really care about distance. I mean, let's be honest, the chance of meeting a compatible soul is improbable as it is, if you consider geography and location road-blocks, the "improbable" becomes the "impossible". Besides, it's 2025, not 1725. Distances can be bridged with the aid of heavy machinery.

It takes a while to properly forge a strong relationship: It requires pillars of: respect, trust, honesty, compatibility, and communication. None of those things come easily or without dedication, conviction, and time.

I'm a sapiosexual as well as a demisexual. I find intelligence very, very hot! Saying that, I'm not necessarily looking for a woman who is in MENSA.

Intelligence comes in all shapes of sizes.

I require a mental, emotional, and spiritual bond before I can ponder a physical relationship.

I'm not a social media person. I'm antisocial socially and antisocial social-medially.

Social media, and society in general, is full of anger and hate and toxicity. Everyone has opinions about everything. Everyone feels entitled to judge and belittle and edit everything and everyone.

I would much rather work on self-improvement. I would rather elevate myself than edit and judge and denigrate and tearing apart strangers.

People give too much credence to the opinion of others. I care about my opinion.

My communication method of choice is emails. With emails, you're able to convey mass amounts of information and details without interruption, therefore making the "getting to know you" process relatively quicker than short burst of texts on IM.

With emails you can write chapters upon chapters, send it without any expectations of an immediate response.

With IM it's all immediate. It's an obligation to reply immediately.

Sorry. Not for me.

Movies: Fright Night 1 & 2, The Lost Boys, Nosferatu (1922), Interview with the Vampire, Dracula (1931), Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Shadow of the Vampire? Barefoot in the park, Breakfast at Tiffany's, My Fair Lady, Casablanca, Jerry Maguire, Serendipity, Say Anything, Almost Famous, Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's day off, Weird Science, Elvira: Mistress of the dark, Elvira: Haunted Hills, Dirty Dancing, The Big Sick, Star Wars (The original trilogy), Firefly.

Television: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, It's Always sunny in Philadelphia, Wednesday, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sex and the City, The Simpsons, Scrubs. South Park.

Author/Writer: Jane Austen, Edgar Allen Poe, Bram Stoker, The Bronte Sisters, Emily Dickinson.

Music: The Smiths, The Cure, AC/DC, Classical music, Score.

ABOUT ME: (Kink)

I'm very interested in TPE. I want a dynamic that is 24/7. I'm not into "keeping it in the bedroom/behind closed doors", as that's too much like roleplay with an on and off switch and it's way too low energy for me.

No matter where you are or what you're doing, I want our dynamic to be swimming in your veins. Making your chest heave and your veins pulse as it journeys through your blood stream, pumping and pumping through your veins.

My form of Dominance is one of psychology.

It's my belief that before you can conquer and control a body you must first take infiltrate the mind:

I want to know how you think, what you love, what you like, what you hate, and what you dislike. I want to know about your formative years, your upbringing, your parents, your family, etc.

I want to know about your experience as well as your dream dynamic. I want to know what turns you on, what gets your engines roaring, what your limit are, etc.

A great relationship is one that grows together.

This dynamic will be a living, breathing organism. It'll grow and develop and mature. It will be 24/7. It'll be all consuming, and it will be a life choice. A life lived together. Forever.

At work, you will be my submissive. At the supermarket and at the mall and out in public, you will be owned by me. Your every breath will contain a whisper that I own. Every thought will contain a note that I control.

You will learn from me, I will nurture you and train you to be the greatest version of yourself that you can be.

I'll listen. I'll be your coach. I'll be your teacher, your mentor, your confidant, your protector as well as your best friend.

In essence, I'll make you a better person.

I can not stress this enough. For a D/s dynamic to work, it has to be built on friendship. There must be unbreakable trust and respect. This is framed with communication, and compatibility. Every cylinder must be firing. Every molecule must be engaged.

We will be a team. We will listen, talk, laugh, share and learn from the other. Our bond will be stronger than any metal or element known to God or man.

This isn't an easy connection to develop. It takes honesty, trust, communication, and absolute dedication and faith. Come into this half-hearted, and it will not work.

Ideally, I'm seeking a woman who is a captain of industry. Someone who wields power.

That isn't a requisite or a deal breaker. It's just a very nice twist.

My main kinks are Goth and watersports.

The Goth thing has always been ingrained in me. I've always been morose and introspective and I've always been attracted to those qualities in another.

Edgar Allen Poe has always been my muse: A Raven, my spirit animal.

I grew up being attracted to Morticia Addams, Elvira and Vampira. Still am. Now that Wednesday has become legal, I've added her to the list.

I would enjoy a walk and a picnic in a cemetery (probably by candlelight) as much as normal people would would like a walk and picnic in a park.

My Vampirism and watersport kinks are linked. Both are extremely intimate and both include fluid. Both including markings of ownership.

My kinks are, but not limited to: Watersports, Vampirism (Hematolagnia - Blood) psychological Dominance, fiscal Domination, Goth, taboo, skull-fucking, rough fucking, anal, CNC, rape play, bimbofication, food control, body modification, behaviour modification, body writing, deepthroat, TPE, chains, leather, outfits, DP (with dildos, etc), toys, edging, tasks.

Hard limits: Poly and scat.

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Disclaimer:

I don't initiate contact. If you initiate contact with me, please do so with as much substance and length as I've put into this post.

If I receive a substandard message or a message which contains few words and/or which is low effort, I can't promise that I'll reply. Nor can I promise that I won't put a curse on you.