So you have clicked my post or you're seeing the preview of it, I welcome you to my ad then weary rwddit user and bid you greetings.

Please note this post is long so keep both hands in the mine cart at all times or else you may lose them.

Disclaimer: this Daddy is a work in progress he is sold as is and has no warranty. This caregiver comes with some mental issues that are currently being worked on with a certified brain mechanic. I also have varying physical issues such as diabetes type 2 and neuropathy.
I try not to let it limit me too much.

The meat of it all.

Ok so I am a bit of a goofball and a chaos gremlin, a bit of a sadist as well as a big dumb golden retriver loyalty and soft daddy type that comes pre-installed dad jokes and a large parental nature. What

I am trying to find is something that has been slipping through my fingers for quite some time since I have moved to Texas from North Carolina and that is friends in the lifestyle or just a random partner in crime (not actual crime just minor shenanigans that doesn't involve that goofy shit on the walls but please include the mozzarella sticks) someone to hang out on discord with or to text and find out about each others day.

My daddy side:

You're a little? Well awesome everyone refers to me as the big brother type if they don't know about my daddy mode side as I'm always watching out for them and imparting advice based on my life experiences. I am also huge into praise and daily structure as well.

I also give free hugs both virtual and actual based on your location in proximity to my arms. I also love seeing little art projects and drawings and hey once my printer starts working I'll even print them out and put them on my fridge!

Update. I work well with both sides of little space both sexual and non sexual.

I've been in the mindset of a daddy-dom for a long time but have also wrestled with my sadistic side as well and it's hard to find someone that enjoys both. The bonus is that I can handle both sides well, be it someone needing something soft or someone that has that evil twist side.

Now my sadist side: (note this side is rare but does exist)

This side is much darker and also goes into enjoying the pet play side of a sub the feline and puppy subs out there.. I miss that feeling of someone curled up at my feet or wrapped around my leg as I work on the computer with the occasional nudge or nose of a person showing their affections. Yes pet play does interest me very much.

I also miss the feeling of grabbing a handful of hair and pulling a person to their toes in order to grab their attention and see the look of "oh shit I crossed the line" look in their eyes. I also miss that look you get when you go to touch a face gently and see the adoration and joy in a shared moment of affection.

Public me:

Now onto this the vanilla side of things and general descriptions. I currently own a cat and love all sorts of pets so I openly accept pictures of pets as they are all good girls/boys and deserve all the pets and love. I am usually always angry looking (so I hear but I promise I am not) I am 6'4 and yes I am a tater tot as I am chubby but it's more belly fat than overall fat..(I have discovered it's due to an actual medical condition) yes I'm working on losing it.

Update on the weight loss. I've gone from 400 to 285 thanks to hard work. Finally achieved that dad bod status.

Feel free to ask about kinks and vanilla hobbies as I'm an open book so kinks go from mild to dark.

Also ive discovered that I'm also very much a pleasure dom type.

Will add in that while I will not shun someone for being into diapers it's just not for me

I don't care if you're young or old I'm open to all.

I love movies and love sitting there watching or talking about them. Mostly sci fi and action movies and random documentaries as well as science shows.

I listen to weird music sometimes. I love all forms of music but I generally stay near metal and also random groups like Planet Booty, twrp, ghost and gunship. I'm always open to new music suggestions.

Please do not apply if you're just seeking a secret relationship and or seeking to go behind someone's back.

Happy hunting and never stop being awesome!