I'm one of those unhinged book girls who swoon for a masked man invading my house, demons looking to make a deal, brooding vampires, unhinged ghosts, and monsters that may or may not try to kill me. I'm like a female main character with no self-preservation or survival skills (that means no hiking- why does everyone kinky want to hike?) I don't want you to literally break into my house but I want an (un)healthy amount of mutual obsession.

I'll get the potential two deal beakers out of the way: I already have a Prince (he knows about this) and I'm chubby (US 12-14). I will need to build friendship and trust before I submit completely. I said I have no self-preservation but I'm not getting on my knees before making sure we're not related. I have a job where pictures of me tied up in various ways (what kinds? What do you like?) leaked online would be a problem. I hope I haven't lost everyone.

Here's my tragic backstory: I'm adorable, I have a Masters degree, I'm blonde, and I will do almost anything for attention and validation. But my husband? Not interested. Sure, we're best friends but something about my Princess demeanor makes it hard for him to slap me in the face and call me mean names. He "respects me too much." So the bedroom? It's dead. And while the professional accolades, adoring family and friends, and pets that tolerate me are great, I'm not getting the attention I crave. Like, great, I'm an empathetic, funny, and creative person but what good is that when you want someone to string you up and treat you like a puppet?

I'm looking for an online-only relationship with a man (trans men are men) aged 30-50. I prefer men that look sick and have big noses. But let's be honest, there's one thing every woman wants from a man: good arms. Maybe you have tattoos, goth-adjacent? You like art, you're good with your words (see kink list), you wear a mask on one side of your face because of a disfigurement and you live in a dungeon under an opera house? Again- we're talking villain. I get to play Barbie and Ken at home.

Kinks: praise, degradation, objectification, CNC, choking, bondage, shibari

Hard limits: age play, anything about my weight/food at all, scat, animals

If I sound like the damsel that you want to put in distress, send me a message. I'm lonely and I have incredibly low self-esteem. I'll be waiting and reading monster romance until I hear from you.