So for years, I have been developing myself to be the best version of myself I could be. Not to be the best Daddy or Dom or Master I could be...just the variant I could be proud of in the mirror. Just so happens being me means I inadvertently become a pretty good Daddy candidate.

Are you looking for an empath that knows that sometimes it's not about fixing the problem, it's about being held while you process it? I'm your Daddy.

Are you needing someone who knows that just because you love being treated roughly in the bedroom doesn't mean you are a delicate princess at all times? I'm your Daddy.

Does knowing that I have built a career where I can be financially secure while supporting fun adventures, interesting toys, and door dash on special nights make you feel secure? I'm your Daddy.

Are you needing someone in your life that can take the off the wall fantasies that bounce around in your brain making you blush and be a genie, making them come true? I'm your Daddy.

Do you desire someone who can support you being yourself and encourage you to have a life beyond the relationship, while still being available as a place a refuge to hear your triumph and tragedies? I'm your Daddy.

Ever feeling like having a man who works from home would be the easiest to tease as much as you please? I'm your Daddy.

Do you want a hiking buddy that can keep to the trail, be brave enough to go off it, and have the Eagle Scout skills to still get you back to the car? I'm your Daddy.

Do you crave someone who dress up to make you want to kneel down, or dress you up to make you feel as beautiful on the outside as I find you on the inside? I'm your Daddy.

Do you wish for a man who knows how to give butt pats just as much as butt spanks? I'm your Daddy.

Do you dream of a man who can do things to you that you would never tell your friends, but still go out with you to meet them all for dinner? I'm your Daddy.

Are you thinking a man who's gone to therapy, understands his triggers, has found contentment and happiness in simple existence? I'm your Daddy.

Do you want someone that will appreciate you walking into the room in lingerie just as much as watching you plopping down on the couch in his shirt or sweater? I'm your Daddy.

Does discussing trashy reality TV as deeply as the latest documentary stimulate your senses? I'm your Daddy.

Is there a holiday your heart loves to celebrate to an unhinged degree, and you need a man who will not ask "why", but "How about more?" I'm your Daddy.

Do you know that what your life deserves is someone dedicated to making your eyes open in wonder over and over for the next few decades? I'm your Daddy.

What do you think? Am I doing a good job? Any part of your life do you think might make me feel more complete?