Idk if this is a thing or not, but tod is the first real down time I've had in a few weeks and I'm wasting away in my boredom!! Terribly sad, I knooow!! Idle hands and all of that.....maybe someone out here is in a similar situation.

I need a distraction. Something ongoing would be my preference, but reddit will be reddit....turnover is worse than mcdonalds employees, ya know.

I will try to keep this as concise as possible, the struggle is real so feel free to keep your expectations lowered. 😅

I don't have the time or availability for a dynamic right now, but I really miss the banter, sass, and back and forth of chatting with a Dom. Sassy Doms/and or wranglers are chefs kiss Daddy Dom vibes too. I don't discriminate 😉

Caring, protective. But a little bit of an ass. (That's not toxic right!?) Can't be if I'm consenting to it. 🤭😉

Sassy, cheeky, sarcastic, a Literal pain in the ass, adorably aggressive..... All words that have been used to describe me, and in a sing song voice These are a few of my favorite things!! (In a Dom if that wasn't clear)

Whaaaaa, you don't like my singing!? Audacious! Shall I play a tiny violin for you? 😉😘

What I'm looking for specifically...... I hate to say it's complicated, buuuuuuut.

The best way to describe it is "a mutually beneficial distraction"?? Perhaps....

A cross between a kinky friendship and flirtationship? Is that a thing? Can it be?

I am a bratty submissive. If that was unclear by now then you're not paying very close attention. 😜

I'm married, so you would need to be ok w. that. This would be strictly for online, I guarantee my t zone is forever away from you ....on that note time differences, there's gonna be one pretty much 100%guaranteed so if you're not cool w that My ads not for you.

Obligatory, I'm very happy in my family and married life, not looking to change situations, add something to it though? Yes pls....

Ideally I could "meet" someone to get to know, chat back and forth when time allows, give each other attention? Give eachother shit idk? Brats and their attention right. Exhausting, but what a pay out you get. 🤣😜

With that being said, here is my proposal...Strangers to friends, to lovers, to enemies troupe and all of that...not really but I am a bookie. I really just enjoy talking to people. Hoping to find someone with Tamer energy to match my bratty energy (or at least to keep up w. Me) I have no major requirements 30-49 probs. Tamer/wrangler/BrattyDom/Primal Dom vibes 🥵😜 Can hold a conversation and not interested in going straight to the spicy chat. I am a bit shy at first, I find it awkward right out of the gate. I need more time to open up but once I feel comfortable I pretty open. (I prefer to get there organically. If it happens great, if not, Im not going to force it tbh.) Someone who's down for meme wars, and witty banter, puns/innuendos a must. Pls have a sense of humor, doesn't have to be good, I just need you to have one.

Have an accent?? Front of the line, this auralist is a sucker for a sexy voice. And/or accent.

What you get: mid 30s mom/wife. Curvy/BBW don't come for me, I like snacks. College educated, professional, flirty, fun, (imo), sarcastic, unapologetically me. I did mention bratty right!? Looks wise if it matters, I am gorgeous of course....I mean my mom says so, it must be true right? Brunette, (usually) brown eyes, all 10 fingers and toes, can pretty much guarantee I'm shorter than you. Irish. Yes I was born there, no I don't have the accent, sry to disappoint, but I grew up in the U.S....boring I know! Back living overseas, but not in Europe 😭😭 I have lots of kinks I am happy to share and talk about once we get to know each other a bit. Some of my top kinks, if I had to pick would be CNC, Primal, Auralism, Orgasm control to name a few.

I am sure this is possibly an odd ad but I figure the worst that can happen is I get no responses, the best being I find exactly what I am looking for. If you don't like curvy women, brats or are looking for nudes or a sexting only relationship pls don't msg me. I don't take orders, and I won't respond to a one line response.

P.S. I won't be available 24/7, as I imagine you won't either...adulting and all of that!

The ball is in your court.

K thx byeeeeeee