First of all, brace yourself for a long post of prose, because I don't do short and sweet - well, sometimes I'm sweet. 😈

Looking for someone who wants a dynamic but also a relationship, however you want to term it - dates, kinky sex, intelligent conversation, shared interests, more kinky sex. Please don't message if you just want an online dynamic only. This will also possibly be the most picky post you've ever read, but I want to find the right person. 😉

About me:

• I'm bisexual, but looking for a male partner

• Looking for a connection, not anything casual.

• I will share photos early on; as I think it's important for both parties to actually be attracted to each other (I will absolutely not be upset if you say you're not attracted to me 😉)

• Recently separated but a parent, and ideally you are someone who also has kids, or at least understands the weird and wonderful hours parents have to keep.

• 5' 6", curvy, (size 16), bratty sadomasochistic submissive. 😈

• Brunette-red hair and blue eyes

• Likes pineapple on pizza. I will die on this hill.

• Hugely turned on by a dark sense of humour, high intelligence, and a love of trying new things in life.

• I'm a bit of a nerd, and I love to get stuck into learning a new subject. Talk to me about anything academic, it's honestly a turn-on if you know your stuff.

• Love gaming, especially the Fallout series, as well as reading and writing.

• Constantly listening to metal of all kinds, from prog to heavy to melodic. Also like Classical music, though, 80s dance music, and 50s rockabilly.

• I have a huge desire for novelty, and like to try most new things. But my favourite kinks have to be: CNC, spanking, degradation and humiliation (in some very specific ways), bondage, anal, masochism, and orgasm control. I like a lot of others, but that's a longer conversation. 😉

About you (ideally!):

• Dominant, 34 - 44, who is caring but also very sadistic, both physically and psychologically. I love the switch between a kind, gentle, thoughtful man in public to a dark, depraved sadist who enjoys hurting me (consensually) in private.

• Dark sense of humour

• Has a lot of the same things in common with me - this is a deal breaker for me, in many ways.

• Highly intelligent

• Could teach me about maths (or chosen academic subject - mine is actually history)

• Is brutally honest almost to a fault

• Did I mention sadistic? Just in case. Not looking for a gentle Daddy Dom. 😉

• Prefer a rugby player style dad bod to gym bod

• Tall (being tallish for a woman, I love feeling more submissive alongside a tall, broad man)

• Gorgeous eyes

• Deep voice...bonus points for a Scottish, Irish or Norwegian accent, which I appreciate is ridiculously specific and not at all required. 😂

I want to get to know someone for a while before we meet in person, so if you don't like the idea of taking more than a week to vet someone, I'm probably not for you. And I love NSFW conversation as much as anyone else, but some actual conversation about other things too, obviously.