Allow me to introduce myself: I’m your new dom. Your new master. The darkness to your light.

Or not. Probably not, but we can still be friends when we realize it won't work out.

In my normal, non-reddit, non-throwaway life, I’ve Got My Shit Together. I listen to people day in and day out explain why their life is hard, how they feel out of control, how they wish that there was some way to just give up all that responsibility.

If they only knew.

I’ve been involved with BDSM to varying degrees since college. As a dom, I’m affectionate, fun-loving, affirming, and sadistic. My style is to balance compliments with degradation, pleasure with pain—I’ll tease you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear while my cock tears your ass apart, tell you what a perfect, gorgeous girl you are while you spread yourself wide or choke yourself for me, remind you how absolutely drop-dead sexy you are before going out for the night and order you to skip the panties while you’re at it. I like to be rough, I like to be filthy, and I’ll try most things once, so if you’ve got something weird you’re into, lay it on me.As a sub… Man, I super respect people who can, but I just can’t. I’ve tried a few times and it’s always felt forced—kind of like playing peekaboo with a kid. Like, okay, we’ll do this for a few minutes, just until we can get to the good stuff (you on your knees/nap time; sorry for mixing this up with childcare, forget I embarked on this metaphor train).

Other things about me: I spend a lot of my day reading and writing and teaching. I tend to be pedagogical by nature, so if you’re down for stupid mini-lectures on the history of the horror paperbacks or Irish history—let’s rock and roll. Besides that, my hobbies include making plans to go to work out and then never going, endless reruns of SVU and HG TV, Godzilla movies, and a whole bevy of other really attractive and profitable interests.

What about you? You should be, let’s say, under forty-five, female (sorry, lads), intelligent, and fun. I like sassy and sweet. I don’t mind a challenge, but I also love a partner who’s eager to please. I want you beautiful in some way, with “beautiful personality” taking precedent over “beautiful body but shitty personality,” if that makes sense.

You should also be enthusiastic and engaged. Give me something to work with. Give me some energy, and I’ll pay you back five times over.

And what do I want? I’m a pretty busy guy, and I just want to have some fun—at least in the short term. I’ve got a pretty public facing position, and like a lot of people in situations like that with very… particular… interests, I find dating is hard. Orders, tasks, pictures, fantasies, and sexting—give me something fun to come back to when I’m not wrangling students!! Longterm, nothing’s off the table, but if you’re looking for someone to move in with in, say, the next six weeks, I’m probably not your cowboy.

I figure we’ll chat a bit on Reddit and then move to Discord.

And yes, I’m married. Not looking to dwell on it. I’m more interested in the fun we can have together.