Are you a 37-50 year old American-raised Yid seeking an amazing gentle domme? Then keep reading, because this ad may be for you!

Hi there, akhi/achi (you let me know which spelling you prefer and why). I'm seeking a nice American Jewish boy (not necessary to be US born, but I at least want someone who's US raised) who's into chastity, face sitting, pegging, and who can have a sense of humor about it.

What I want:

• a USA raised Jewish dude who can be my online lover (in addition to my online sub) and who I can ultimately work toward meeting IRL at some point. We can chat about holidays, food, memes you saw on r/Jewdank, your feelings on bossy uptight Jewish women, your intense views on pumpkin challah - you know - the shit that MATTERS in life.

• I want a worthy, deserving, high quality sub who is worthy of servicing. I want a sub who's attentive, and whose happiness comes from making me happy.

• I want to be the cute one in the dynamic who's adored.

• I want an online dynamic with someone who I can work toward meeting IRL.

About you:

• You're a man who's into chastity, and you have at least one chastity cage.

• You have a great sense of humor. You enjoy comedy movies (not necessarily all comedy movies), and if life gives you the option to laugh or cry about an issue, you'll usually choose to laugh about it.

• You love face sitting and sometimes day dream about eating pussy.

• You may or may not be gender fluid and occasionally into wearing [preferably sheer] panties for me.

More about me my kinks:

***THIS IS NOT FINDOM!!! I'm not a cam girl. I'm not a scammer. I don't have a website or an Only Fans account. I'm just another normal, headless person on Reddit who has a day job making their little coins to pay their bills. If I'm talking to you, it's because I WANT to, NOT because I NEED to. And if you even THINK of accusing me of being a gold digger, or some type of manipulative internet weirdo, then we'll end it, because I have too much integrity, self-awareness, and self-respect. Despite my self-deprecating humor, I'm a very hard working, ambitious, and independent person.

I'm a married person with a dead bedroom who has certain kinks. Maybe you're in a similar situation, maybe you're not. I'm open to either of these, as long as this ad speaks to you. My kinks include the following:

• Age gap. I want to be the cute one in the dynamic. So if you're 38 and you look much older - message me! - I'm probably into it. If you're 37 and you're insecure because you look like Ron Pearlman - message me! - I'd absolutely PLUNGER a Ron Pearlman. If you're a bit outside of the given age range, but you meet all the other criteria, then message me! You never know; we may hit it off... Or not, but that's the point. You don't know unless you try.

• Chastity. Few things give me more pleasure than seeing your straining cut locked kosher cock.

• Praise kink. I LOVE making people feel good about themselves and reminding them of their value, but ESPECIALLY in a bedroom setting. I have no interest in humiliating you. I rather make you feel fucking AMAZING. I want my high quality sub to feel like a pampered puppy who's, in turn, obligated and happy to please me. I want a reciprocating upward spiral of verbal pleasure. That's what I'M into. I find that to be INCREDIBLY hot. I am into MILD degredation, but only because I want to verbally after care the sense out of you after. (eg. "You're so nasty, I love it. You're a fucking pervert because you're such a good boy for me. You'll do anything to please your horny little princess, won't yo? Because you're such a good boy for me.") Or to remind my sub that their genitals are mine. (eg. "Your caged balls are so big today. You look so good, carrying all of my yummy cum for me, baby. You're my pervert cum cow, aren't you? You're my good boy who just wants to please me and give me all the milk my big, swollen balls have to offer.") That's the extent of degredation that I'm into.

• Gentle femdom. I like to torture by teasing. Maybe light impact play, but I find it WAY more satisfying to edge my sub's brains out than hit them.

• Some CEI. I'm not big on it, but I'm open to it and I like it.

What I do NOT want:

• My limits are blood, scat, pee, age play (which is NOT "age gap"), blackmail (BIG BIG MASSIVE NOPE^ nth power), NO race play, NOTHING ILLEGAL. If you're into these things, we are not sexually compatible.

• I do NOT want to be called... cringe "mommy". I don't have kids; I am no one's "mommy". "Mami"? Mm, MAYBE I can get into it. But "mommy"?? Aw, HELL no. I have never empathized with men who hate being called "daddy" in a bedroom setting until I was called "mommy". That was empathy that I never asked for, dear reader.

• I do NOT want anyone who's in their 20s messaging me. You all have every other post on this page catering to you. This ad is not for you. I encourage you to post your own ad.

• NO brats! I am NOT a fucking brat tamer. I will not constantly battle anyone for control. SOME brattiness is to be expected (we're all multifaceted people after all). But an actual brat?? Hell no. No, thanks.

If this ad isn't for you, I encourage you to make your own post. After all, "Fortune favors the brave."