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Ethical, non-toxic, collar suggestions that don’t make me look like a witch
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Bonjour!

With exams over, I am officially half-way through my 1L year… so I want to celebrate by purchasing a new collar! Something microscopic to match my petite curvy hourglass frame, but over my dead body will I be caught in something that doesn’t fit. Tailoring is the best investment I’ve ever made!

Here are some smol collars on my list:

  • Kitten collars - there are so many cute ones on Etsy! But they measure 10cm across so it’d be like wearing a hula hoop
  • Milk jug ring - Eco friendly! But will not be appropriate when I get a BigLaw job after graduation (gasp, BigLaw for moi petit mort!)
  • Barbie necklace - I love the 90s chunky vibe! Unfortunately, the sizing is so inconsistent - they just hang off me
  • Bent paperclips - a bespoke option! There is a certain je ne cest quoi to owning something made just for you, but I’m cutting all metal out of my diet so my wardrobe needs to match
  • Juste un Clou - IYKYK

I just turned 25 so taking suggestions for anti-aging collars too. And of course it must come in pink!

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