...because I figure out whose naughty and nice, but I favor the naughty ones. Okay, that's my worst title to date. At least I didn't go with the one about searching for my "ho ho ho".

I've met more than my fair share of nice people here, but I'm still searching for my forever sub, so let's do this again.

So the other day I was walking along the coastal path. It was nice, I stopped off for some soup, enjoyed the sea air. You know what would have made it better? You. Exploring with me. Making fun of me when I get lost. Enjoying as I pick out what you are eating for lunch at the little cafe. Smiling as you watch me order the chocolate fudge cake for us to share, because like I was going to order anything else.

As we get back to the hotel you smile at me and tell me your thighs ache. I smile back and tell you I promise to make them ache even more. And after we get in, I keep my promise and we share time together. After we are done I put on some dumb film, your rest your head in my lap and I stroke your hair as we enjoy the evening.

If that sounds like something you want, drop me a message or chat. Typical deal-breakers, hard limits, and a little about me is below.

I'm looking for something in the context of a long term relationship, short of permanent total power exchange, but not bedroom only. I require oral, including ingestion of semen, verbal and physical humiliation and degradation, as well as openness to anal and watersports. Hard limits are multiple male participants, anything likely to cause permanent damage and non-consenting third parties.

I'm 40, 5'9" (175cm), overweight, not religious, never want children, and don't smoke. Blondish/brown hair. Recent clean STI test. Happy to share pictures once I'm convinced you aren't going to take my kidneys. My family is important to me, as is my work as a research scientist. Friends are important too, they are mostly scattered around the world and I need to be able to make time for them.

I enjoy composing music, modelling and animating in 3D using a program called blender, playing video games with my friends from around the world. Bavaria is a favorite travel destination for me, high places, beautiful lakes and forests. A history nerd, second century Rome is my favorite time period. I prefer small group events to say a disco.

Your level of experience is unimportant, as are your looks, height or weight. Your interests probably don't matter, so long as you are passionate about something. You like cuddles and attention and are masochistic or enjoy receiving pain to please your partner. Good communication and curiosity are highly valued.