The Prime Minister of Australia 12MaxWild died suddenly today as a result of five shots to the chest and jaw, fired by ex-PM and Senator TheSensibleCentre.

The senseless attack, which occured outside the Roxburgh Park Taco Bell, occurred as the Prime Minister was purchasing a Crunchwrap Supreme from the Mexican-style fast food establishment. TheSensibleCentre, who successfully assassinated the now ex-CPA leader, was heard to have shouted "for the honours", and was immediately taken into custody by Victoria Police. This was little solace for the late PM, however, who was pronounced dead today at 21:37.

Speaking to Roxburgh Park locals in the wake of the attack, many were shocked. Daniel, an employee at the Taco Bell, told Pitchfork News that he "never would have expected a Prime Minister, or indeed a politician of any sort, to buy a Crunchwrap Supreme from my Taco Bell." Kylie, a local resident, expressed initial surprise at the attack, but quipped that it "probably wasn't the worst thing someone's ended up with after leaving Taco Bell" and that "the guy probably got what was coming to him".

As a nation mourns, Pitchfork News can exclusively confirm that the Roxburgh Park Taco Bell will remain open tonight until 23:00, although delivery will stop half-an-hour earlier.

- Alison Brooks, Pitchfork News