The recent publication of the National Sport of Australia Bill 2022 proves that Nicholls MP model-frod is nothing more than an MP for New South Wales, according to Senator and government Minister model-putrid. The bill, proposed by model-frod, would disgracefully see rugby league declared as Australia's only national sport, a disgrace to the great Australian tradition of Australian rules football, which takes its roots right here in the state of Victoria.

To ignore this tradition and to seek to usurp its status as Australia's favourite sport amounts to an obscene act of cultural vandalism from not only model-frod, but from the authors of the bill Gregor_The_Beggar and BestinBounds. It shows clear bias towards the New South Wales-centric rugby league, which takes its roots in that primitive and inferior state.

The fact is that Australian rules football is the only sport could ever deign to live up to the title of Australia's national sport. It is beloved by millions. Hundreds of thousands more Australians viewed the AFL grand final last year (4.11 million) compared to the NRL grand final (a paltry and pathetic 3.596 million, yet still somehow their best in five years), showing the wide and broad appeal the AFL has among Australians compared to the niche Sydney ball game of the NRL.

model-putrid will be rejecting the National Sport of Australia Bill 2022, and calls upon model-frod to resign his position in favour of an MP who is loyal to their home state and to the great sport of Australian rules football.

Quotes attributable to Senator model-putrid

"There is only one national sport in Australia, and it sure as hell isn't rugby league - it's our AFL."

"model-frod is a disgrace to Victoria and to the millions of avid fans of the AFL, which I am proud to count myself as among."

"While model-frod may pledge his loyalty to the Queensland Maroons, I only barrack for one type of Maroons - the great Traralgon Maroons, who have a long and proud history as part of the Gippsland Football League. Up the Maroons!"