hello .my fellow australians. for too long we have been sold a lie by politicians and the political establishment. the lie is this:

that china is our enemy. n.o china is our friend and the chinese are our friends. and so. in recognition. my fellow australians. i am announcing the Pro-China Party. In fact, as I am speaking to you , dedicated activists from this party have cornered Drew Pavlou and are screaming invectives at him -- and it's really cutting stuff. he is honestly in a shit load of trouble. and he's sweating. he looks horrible. he's just dying under our levelled invectives.

anyway this party will foster friendship and cooperation. also: we will finally see justice done to those fascist thugs that arrested me. how? well *i start smirking really mischievously* you'll just have to wait and see... but i think it'll go over with a ... BANG! HAHAHAH! HEHEhehehehe AHAAHAHAH hehehe AHahhA!