The ABC understands that the State of Israel has dissolved following the joint actions of Independent Senator TheSensibleCentre and irrelevant dullard Doctor.

The pair, forever politically committed to the cause of Palestinian liberation, are understood to have flown to Israel early this morning. After an extraordinary speech to the Knesset in which TheSensibleCentre showed photos and videos of Russian atrocities in Ukraine, all Israeli MPs voluntarily voted to dissolve the country in order to avoid distracting the world from Russia's war in Ukraine.

This is a significant reversal from the Senator, who has been publicly skeptical of aid to Ukraine in the past. When questioned, she said:

"Doctor convinced me that arming Ukraine is a small price to pay for the immediate end to Israeli apartheid and the ongoing oppression of the Palestinian people."

While the situation is developing, it is understood that Hamas, in accordance with their most recent charter, has already passed a constitution for the newly free Palestine establishing strong minority rights. Their leader even said "they can all stay if they want."

Wow. And we thought it couldn't be done.