Statement begins:

I was ready to leave politics behind and wave a very happy GOODBYE to the losers and haters -- who notably utilised THOUSANDS of FAKE ballots to kick me out -- so I could enjoy retirement to the beautiful shores of Lake Burley Griffin.

However the TERRIBLE deal struck between a corrupt Prime Minister and a misguided lunatic has forced me to return. I remain confident that Canberra is #NotReady for statehood. Had Youmaton been more honest about the ZEALOTRY with which they have pursued statehood, they would've lost the election in spite of the HUGE fraud in their favour.

Also, the Labour Party is no more, but I feel bound to represent the values that party ran on: as it was only under those values that I was elected to the Senate. As such, I will be leaving the Democratic Labour Front or whatever the hell this thing is called.