Has anyone noticed recently that washed up ex-PM "Griffo" went quiet for about a week, but now we have to listen to him again? I don't like that. He spreads evil. We should be listening to voices that spread peace and love rather than evil. That's what it is about.

And we, as the Labour Party, are dedicated to that. We will turn Australia in the most lovely country to live in EVER, and we will do it through the power of rational, centre-left policy. That's what it is all about, man. That's what we have to do.

So we will work together and we will win the upcoming byelection, we will come together, and Australia will be much better. But this? It's not meant to happen.