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[Statement?] Former Prime Minister TheSensibleCentre offers a baffling Facebook Live stream about the recent Brazilian riot
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TheSensibleCentre is in Brazil
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There was no sound and a black screen for five minutes as the fans of TheSensibleCentre questioned in the Live Chat as to if anything was going to happen, and as to the purpose of this unannounced live stream.

Then, suddenly, the screen came on, revealing TheSensibleCentre's face. She was wearing a helmet similar to the ones from the Top Gun movies, with aviator sunglasses and a big smile.

"Hello Australia, but most of all, hello Presidente Lula. I am here in the cockpit of my Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II fighter jet. You may recognise this as a single-seat, single-engine, all-weather stealth multirole combat aircraft. This can perform both air superiority and strike missions, and tonight, folks, we will be performing a strike mission.

"Presidente Lula, I want you to know this: I support you. And unlike the cuckolds of social democracy, well, I am going to prove it to you. Currently, I have eyes on a large procession of peaceful protestors marching in support of Bolsonaro."

The live stream abruptly cuts to a feed of this demonstration, with TSC's voice continuing overtop.

"Well, in a few moments, I will have eyes on nothing more than a collection of blood and guts with the same consistency of mashed up spam doused in tomato sauce. Bombs away!"

The feed displays a series of explosions ripping apart the demonstration before returning to TSC's face.

"Presidente Lula, I am coming back with my AC-130 -- just like that mission from the first, and the best, Modern Warfare game. I will use that AC-130 gunship and a crew of dedicated shooters to remove the threat of a Bolsonaro coup from your beautiful country."

The livestream ends abruptly.

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