Females only
Must be between the ages of 18 and 33
My height preferences are between 3’ and 5’2”
Must be brunette (not dyed)
Thigh gap preferable
Waist size between 26” and 34”
Chest size between 32A and 38DD
Must have between 1 and 3 tattoos
Your major in college must be Liberal Arts
When riding, you must keep a rhythm of 40 bpm at all times
Your toes must be proportional to your instep (had a crazy gf once and her toes were not proportional AT ALL OML)
Must be either a Gemini or a Taurus
I should be your first partner ever, or no more than your third partner ever
Must say at least 3 prayers nightly
Your moans must start high pitched and end high pitched; no growlers or screamers please
Will not sleep with a woman who has not removed their smegma filled vulva (ick)
Should be comfortable with anal at the random times that I just feel like sticking it in your butt
Your vaginal cavity must be able to sheathe the entirety of my member
Must submit a 3-page thesis in APA format, peer reviewed and published
[This is if men were as picky as women when looking for a simple lay online]
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