Hey y’all!

So I love going to hockey games … and movies and arcades and lots of nerdy sh*t. Problem is most of my friends live in my hometown of SA. So I’m looking for someone who wants to hang out at least once a week to go to games or movies or whatever in Austin.

About me- in every matter I’m pro choice, I’m also extremely liberal. If you’re conservative and judgmental we probably won’t get along; seeing as I’m a judgmental liberal who likes to push buttons. I’m autistic so I tend to say what’s on my mind, and I cuss a lot. I love marvel, the cowboys, spurs, rangers, rampage, and video games. I listen to 90s reggae, reggaton, and whatever category usher falls into. I avoid the Domain like the plague. I know it’s not a nice thing to say but hipsters annoy me… honestly the more hood you are the better.

You: have to be a generally nice individual, have a car, able to pay your own way, and can meet once a week.

If you talk during a movie I WILL junk punch you, I’m serious. It’s a major pet peeve.

I’m looking for a friend NOT a date- we each meet there and pay our own way. If you try to pull the whole forgot my wallet thing, i have no problem going on alone as that’s literally what I do now.

To avoid serial killers or worse bigots, I’d like to video chat first.

I don’t think this will work, I’m hoping but it’s a shot in the dark. I’m not trying to be mean, just brutally honest. Believe it or not this is tame compared to what I say in real life, so I’m just trying to make sure I don’t waste anyones time.

Thanks for reading!