Ungrateful kids these days won't come to a stranger's door during a pandemic for free candy

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Was this all just a conspiracy by Big Candy and Big Decoration to get me to buy candy and decorations?

Back in my day, kids would take all the sugar and corn syrup America could make, and Nestle could afford to steal water rights to American water. These days, not enough kids are eating candy and so Nestle can only afford to steal water rights from 3rd world nations.

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Very little kids came by but the ones that did with their parents were a delight, then we went inside for a moment and all of are candy got taken….Overall very nice Halloween.

Happy Halloween y’all.

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