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Sprinkles has a crowd of 49 billion people following her as she goes through the city of Newcastle. Every news agency from 9News to ABC to every Murdoch press outlet is harassing her for a chance to ask a question. Sprinkles doesn't care, as she steps inside every shopfront and knocks on every door in Newcastle and has over 30,000 meaningful interactions. She steps inside a coffee shop as she's thirsty and needs a cup of Java in order to wake up and speak to people. She steps brightfully into the shop, she smiles at the person at the front.
"Hi there, how are you doing?"
"Oh, I'm doing well, business has been booming"
"That's great! I'm sure we can continue that going in the future. Small businesses need to be protected and thats why its so important we can help you out here. Other parties were simply not active in parliament and even in government with the Commonwealth Party, they were simply not active, it was thanks to my great work as a whip that we got legislation passed. "
"Woah, wow, you're so amazing Sprinkles, glad we have someone like you in Parliament representing us!"
Sprinkles takes her coffee as she uses her hidden heelies to slide away. She continues this pattern throughout multiple stores in the main street of Newcastle.
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