Good day everybody!

Hope we’re having a kangarooooootastic day today. I’m Chi the cheeky Liberal candidate for Melbourne and I’m here to tell you why I’m the only sensible choice in this upcoming election.

Now the choice is a relatively simple one. A party which doesn’t care enough to properly deliver for the people, or a party which sticks to its promises and gets shit done. Do you want a party which has got a fantastic agenda that tackles the threat of China, promotes economic prosperity and brings our education back to its core? Of course you do. So how do you achieve that? When it comes to polling day you make sure to vote for Chi, vote Liberal.

We will be cutting taxes across the board from small business tax cuts to Federal Income tax cuts. Ensuring that you have more of your money in your pocket so you can spent it on whats best.

As part of our economic stability programme we will endeavour to reduce government debt, allowing ourselves to stand on our own 2 feet and avoiding any strategic issues. We will also restore our manufacturing base, brining back home to Oz so we have a stable foundation on which to build our economy up.

We will strengthen our ties with our allies throughout CANZUK and further afield to Japan and other allies in South East Asia. This will be part of our plan for heading off Chinese influence and ensuring a genocidal regime doesn’t take full control.

You have one choice, make it the right one. Vote Chi.