At a campaign launch rally at Traralgon's VRI Hall, which TSC knows about because she actually knows what's in Nicholls and isn't some Brit pretending to be Australian, the campaign began with a bang.

"We've had a lot of rot from the Nationals, the Country Labor Party, the Greens, and the so-called-Independent 'Youmaton,' assuming that's even their real name, about how we need to be anti-establishment. We need to stand up against establishment and send some kind of message about the status quo. But I'm here to urge some caution. I think we have to be careful.

I'd like to ask you all, today, can you name any other anti-establishment people in history?"

One of the crowd shouts "Hitler." Centre nods sagely. "That's right," she says. "He took on the German establishment, and we all saw how that went for at least six million Jews, and countless more killed by Nazi Germany."

"And also Stalin," shouts another.

"That's right," she says. "He took on the Tsarist establishment, and then we saw at least twenty million Ukrainians lose their lives."

She continues: "Here's what you have to understand. The establishment? It's good. It's great, even. It built this country...

What we need is MORE establishment. We need to ESTABLISH new jobs and opportunities for our struggling regional Victorians. Youmaton would tear down everything, because they're anti-establishing opportunity. Whereas I'm pro-establishing opportunity. That's the difference. That's what makes me good... And them bad... So remember, vote with your heart, and vote for a sensible option.

And remember... That I love you."

The crowd goes absolutely wild and starts hooting and hollering like a bunch of little apes, which is what the average person in Traralgon is like,..