The former Liberal Leader and Deputy Prime Minister TheAudibleAsh was seen walking around the Sydney CBD this afternoon. This time announcing something quite unexpected, a political comeback. Once the former Federal MP for the now abolished electorate of Greenway, he has started a campaign to hopefully win the Division of Sydney. He started off with a speech near the Sydney Opera House.

“Good afternoon Sydneysiders. It has been quite a while since I made any public comment directly addressing the people of this great country and city. I come to you for a promise of hope, stability and delivering just outcomes for you, your family and the wider community. This is truly a time for leadership and making careful hard decisions, instability within the parliament can cause a great degree and uncertainty for all Australians. My goal here is to ensure that this great Griffo/Cereal government will keep their mandate to deliver great promises, especially the upcoming budget, that will ensure great prosperity and freedom for the people of Australia, that the governments of NGSpy failed to deliver.”

“This government is the government for financial freedom and giving all Australians a fair go. We want individuals and families to have more financial freedom, especially the lower to middle class which may see up to an additional $1513 dollars in their pockets. This will encourage families to spend more on local businesses that are doing it tough at the moment and will make utilities like power, fuel, rent that bit more affordable. The government also plans to abolish the major bank levy that will inject 1.7 billion dollars into our economy and recover around 6 thousand and 200 job. We will reduce the Fuel Excise Tax by 2% that will provide Australians the chance to save $750 dollars a year. Isn’t this a great government, we care about your family’s affordability and financial freedom.

“The Griffo/Cereal government will keep Australians safe. We are committed to cracking down on the worrying trend of online paedophilia that are targeting our vulnerable impressionable children. Our government will also mandate harsher penalties on sex offenders. This government cares about the security of our borders. We will repeal the Bring Them Here Act and will, re establish Operation Sovereign borders that will deter or turn back people smugglers.”

“This government will increase defence spending to up to 3.5% of our national GDP, build naval vassals in WA and develop a military complex on Christmas island serving the navy, air force and army. The government will also implement the Security Industry Authority, SIA for short, that will provide resources to the Australian Government’s Counter Terrorism strategy as well.”

“Vote #1 Liberal to secure your future and the people around you”