Liberal Leader TheAudibleAsh decided to join BloodyChrome on the campaign trail in the hotly contested electorate of Mayo that takes up the entirety of the state of South Australia. In the morning he was spotted handing out pamphlets during the morning peak hour in the City of Adelaide. Later in the day Ash was visiting homes, discussing many topics that related to the welfare of the electorate, including taxation, education, health and the current government in Canberra. He held a press conference at around 5pm ACDT surrounded by members of the Liberal Party, the press and community spectators.

“Good Evening people of South Australia,”

“Next to me is a well known, well accomplished politician that has been proven to deliver on policy and not compromise his values to stand up for the electorates that he has represented for the past few years. Matt Monti on the other hand is an unaccomplished and unstable person in Australian politics, you simply can’t trust the man. He has switched party affiliations so often, that we don’t know who he truly is. Is he socialist Matt?, social democrat Matt?, right-libertarian Matt?, or moderate Matt?, I truly don’t know. I know BC and the party have disagreed on policies in the past, but we have settled our differences by fighting for a moderate and sensible voice in our Parliament, he hasn’t compromised on any of his personal values, this is a political change that the SDP have been so pedantic about.”

“Now you may have known that I have contested in the former South Australian electorate of Kingston before. During my time in the March 2018 campaign, I have come to know the values of this politically aware state which are being sensible and pragmatic, this state is a hotspot for moderate voices in parliament. I hope that the people will wake up and face the reality of the SDP, socialist opportunists. They have raised taxes by almost half for individuals earning over $180 000. I don’t know what the SDP are thinking but many people that earn that much actually worked hard to earn it, the ignorance from the government is quite outstanding. If elected back into power we will return the tax bracket back to a moderate level and diversifying, by increasing our GST to 15%, a much more progressive form of taxation might I add. We will also cut income taxes for individuals in the lower to middle tax brackets to help cope with the rising cost of living.”

“Guys lets not forget about the man himself BloodyChrome.”

“He has made a countless amount of promises in the campaign, like offering scholarships to people that achieve an ATAR of 80 or above, offering a fund to alleviate financial and social concerns over teachers, promoting our infrastructure plan to discount projects which will see greater investment and jobs for people residing in our regions and transport infrastructure upgrades among other promises. He is proven to be a sincere and honest man that is committed to standing up for the people he represents. All the SDP have on the other hand is ideological nonsense and a lack of policy for the electorate. It is time to give the Noot the boot.”

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