former Senator advancedgaming12 climbs onto a podium on national television and gives a speech to voters and the media

Greetings Australians, it's my pleasure to be before all of you again after a protracted absence And it's my pleasure to be before you to launch my reelection campaing so i may serve for the good of all Australians once again. Why, you may ask should we elect you after such an abscence?

I say, for the reason that the government has been as absent as i have. The UDP and i have great potential to implement policies and legislation for the good of the people, and in the interest of the people.

This election is more then just an election, it's a referendum. It's time for the Australian people to decide if they wish to send the message that an absentee government is acceptable, or if they wish to send the message that they want a strong stable government that won't fall apart after being absent for months.

Vote UDP for a party that won't abandon its duty to the Australian people