imnofox stood on an old soap box, the one passed down to him by his father, who had it passed down to him from his father, and so on until the soap box was invented to hold soap in the first place

"I would just like to REMIND everybody that there are a handful of seats up for election in the Senate, and the Senate is important! We have two houses in our parliament, much like the LDP caucus all own at least two houses each. And just like the LDP caucus' many property investments, the composition of both houses of parliament will have serious impacts on housing affordability!"

"Legislation must pass both houses, so we need a strong Green presence in both houses. We are well set to win two seats in the lower house, which is pretty wicked given we had zero going into this. But we must remember! In the house and the Senate, vote Greens #1!"

"I remember when I was a young lad- as much a patriot today as I was then. And as a patriotic young lad, every weekend we would swim in the local lake or the nearby river. But today, things are different! While my love for Australia has not wavered, our waterways have suffered. Industrial pollution, agricultural runoff, urban pollution: all have contributed to the ever declining health of our natural waterways. This disgusts me!"

"I have two kids. They are also proud Australian patriots as I am! But my two kids will not get to experience safely swimming and playing in our waterways. It is too dangerous to put your head under! What the heck?!"

"And the story still goes when it comes to our climate. Back in my day, the climate was okay. We had done some damage, but we had time. But now there is no time! We have 12 years until the damage we have done is irreversible. My kids? They will only know a world free of the great barrier reef. They will only know a world of common and regular extreme weather events. They will only know a world of drought and food shortages.'

"That is not fair! Do you want that future for your family? For your family's family? I should think not! I should hope not! But alas, there is only one choice left for Australia to try and save itself from itself and it's endless greed: that is, to vote Greens #1 this election, and to elect a Green government."

"Together, with 2 in the lower house and hopefully 2 in the Senate, we will make Australia green again!'