imnofox headed out to a local school to demonstrate some sick scooter tricks

"Alright everyone, this is a public service announcement! This scooter, with its blue body and red flames, represents climate change. Note these big boots I am wearing? They represent the coal companies, with their boots upon our necks. Josh? Yeah, that's the cue."

Josh wheeled out a giant papier mache earth, and placed it at the opposite end of the netball court

"Okay, now. On the count of three, I will ride my scooter, representing the climate crisis, pushed by my boot, representing the coal companies, and I will speed as fast as I can, with no brakes besides a flimsy piece of paper, which Josh is now holding up- that represents the Paris Climate Accord- to slow me down. Okay, 1. 2. 3!"

imnofox sped along the netball court, pushing very very hard with his booted foot, faster than anyone had seen a former Senator scooter before

imnofox crashed at like 80 kmph into the papier mache globe, smashing it to bits!

"Wow, that was crazy! Why would anyone do such a thing? I am not at all qualified to go that fast, that was very dangerous. Look at the mess that's made! The earth has been ruined! I spent like 4.543 billion microseconds making that! Fuckin' hell. Alright. Point made, ya? Okay, round two."

"Okay Josh, wheel in the next one!"

Josh wheeled out another giant papier mache earth, except this time it spun!

"With the Greens in parliament, you can radically reduce Australia's impact on the planet. Let's see!"

Josh pulled out cardboard cutouts of all the Green Party candidates, lining them up like dominoes in front of the globe

"I am going in for a second try! Hopefully even faster: these Greens have me scared, and I've had to put BIGGER boots on- you remember that the boots represent the fossil fuel corporates, ya? Cool. Okay: 1, 2, 3!"

imnofox sped as fast as he could towards the globe, right through the cardboard cutouts. But alas! imno, for all his efforts, could not reach those top speeds as he crashed into each and every cardboard candidate cutout, eventually losing energy and running out of speed. The earth was saved from the scooter of climate crises!

"pants well fuck, that was a lot of work. Okay, did I get the earth? No? Damn, this many Greens really slowed me down, I could barely get enough speed to even touch the earth. Who knew all you needed was a handful of Greens, standing in the way of the big fossil fuel- I mean, my big black boots!"

"I'm sure there's a message in this dangerous set of stunts. Pretty sure I bruised my knees. Ah well, the moral of the story is: get out there on election day, vote Greens #1 in the house of representatives and in the senate to stop the fossil fuel industry in its tracks! Cowabunga, dude!"

imnofox scooted away into the sunset, jumping over a small wooden fence about shin height