KiwiAnimations stands up before a crowd in Newcastle, New South Wales. He has a suit on and a microphone clasped firmly within his palms.

"People of New South Wales. I am KiwiAnimations and I'm running to be your MP! I've been in Australian politics for a while and can't get elected anywhere, so I'm hoping a community where they consistently elect bad MPs will let me in!"

The crowd laughs

"All jokes aside this is an important election. My friend Gregor and BestinBounds tells me that the people of this country do it tough with the cost of living and everything going on in our rural areas. Our cost of living is out of control and the only solution from the Government is seemingly to try and waste money lowering taxes. With all their MPs, they can't even lower taxes though! They cannot be trusted to run Government because they don't know how to govern whatsoever. If you vote for the other parties in this race you get another MP who will just vote without thinking. We need a MP who knows what politics is all about and knows how to get people informed about what is happening to them. The Country Labor Party is more than just a party, it is a family of rural people who want a better future for themselves.

As your MP I'll oppose the tax cuts and instead call for the tax cuts to be put into providing services for you. We will have reliable transport thanks to the Country Labor plan with Fast Rail to Newcastle and Cessnock, but we will have better bus routes as well in rural New South Wales. We will run new routes to connect towns by quicker roads so that we don't have to have hours long trips just to get from a place like Newcastle to Cessnock. No other country has roads in their leading State be so bad and that is because only the CLP knows how to fix rural roads, with rural financing schemes, and all the other parties spend their time arguing and trying to abolish all the good programs. Think of how many great Country Labor Party schemes will be abolished with right wing MPs in order to make way for the pettiest of tax cuts. Rural communities will always face the brunt of cuts and will be the first to have funding cut. You'll get a bit off the tax cut but lose a lot off the services. The LNP and ANCAAP wouldn't ever cut it from the cities but instead cut schemes like Farm Debt Mediation or Aboriginal Justice in order to finance their reign of terror on the Australian taxpayer and their public budget.

Vote Country Labor and KiwiAnimations to stop a decade of austerity!"