Folks here we are with the Socialist Manifesto, a real program for change that will bring about peace and prosperity not just in Australia, but in the world. And yes, we will all be sitting in a circle and smoking the sacred herb of Mother Gaia, that's right, I'm of course talking about that hash and that 420, weed, also known as kush.

And that's the kind of thing that we bring to Australia. We bring to Australia a real determination to see that this country is not one of evil, as Grubby Griffo would wish, but rather one of peace and love. We will bring a real vibe shift to the country, one that moves the needle from its current setting of Sinister to the best setting, the one of True Love.

Because what Australia needs, fundamentally, is True Love. This is a state of being in which all creatures are at a fundamental, psychic connection with each other that creates a beautiful and harmonic world.

But what Australia also needs is to destroy the landlord pest, conclusively, as a class, by passing amazing legislation that will limit the amount of properties that an individual can own, and by ending the parade of benefits that landlord parasites have been gleefully enjoying for decades. It's time to CRACK DOWN and make a society that is fair.

Fairness. That is a precondition of total love and harmony. And we can further do that by bringing about a MASSIVE investment in public housing, creating affordable, rent-controlled public housing. We must seek not just to house people, but to forever destroy the concept of property as a commodity. It is a necessary precondition for life, and so we cannot seriously call ourselves a just society if we allow it to be traded as though it were as frivolous as gold or pearls. A better society is one in which this BIG reform is pushed through by the Socialist Party.

We will also use strongarm tactics to reform the Education Sector. An absolute moron on the High Court struck down our multibillion dollar investment in education, a move that saw teachers suffer a 25% pay cut. We will sack that moron on our first day in office, and install a court that will immediately overturn this moronic decision and restore that funding to our Aussie school kids. They deserve to have a good, beautiful school system that is well funded and not ruined by an idiot in robes.

That aside, you best believe we will also pursue peace. Yes, peace is the most important thing. This war in Ukraine will not be solved by putting a flag in our username and posting slava ukraini. No. It will be solved by encouraging the Ukrainians to admit they have no capacity to take Crimea and drop the insane demand. Folks, I think that human lives are more important than lines on a map, and I'm not afraid to say it, no matter what the hysterical liberals on twitter want to say. That's right. Yeah, I said it. Cancel me if you dare. Only the snow will visit your graves.

Anyway, other than that, I just want to encourage a world of peace. And a world or love. That is what must happen. Alright?

Folks here's a copy of the manifesto they're handing them out. I'm off to smoke weed!