I am a horror movie fan from a distance…I listen to not one, but 3 horror movie spoiler/recap podcasts because I am both very scared of but deeply fascinated by horror movies.

I really want to see Longlegs but I’m afraid to see it alone…I could get a date but I’m tired of entertaining boring dudes on the apps. I just want someone to sit with me platonically and put up with me mumbling my concern for the characters on screen.

So…would anyone be down this weekend to join me? I wanted to see it Friday night in case I can’t sleep, hopefully I’d be able to sleep less scared by Sunday evening. (I’m a 30 year old adult woman, but I will sleep with the lights on!)