I saw [this] cute little request by /u/Throwawaymynam and thought it would be fun to record. Then my mind ran wild. I sure do love to procrastinate. I thought, different things happen on date. They don’t always end well. Came up with a million ideas. Recorded five of them because I like things to be in fives and because I have five papers to write for university next month and you can pretty much say I haven’t started any of them. I’m an amazing student nervous laugh

Four out of the five dates go well but all the dates have a different end story? I don’t know how to use words apparently. You get the idea? I hope hahaha.

Also, just a disclaimer, I’ve never actually been on a date before so I might you might be like “nooooooo you never say that you weirdo.” I apologize haha. Tell me if I’m being an idiot? Thanks. Hope you enjoy regardless. Or at least have a good laugh.

Without further ado, here are the audios:

Audio 1: Good date, 1:26

Audio 2: Mutually agree that there is no chemistry, 1:36

Audio 3: They run into girl’s (male) ex, 1:18

Audio 4: Listener is still in love with his (female) ex, 1:20

Audio 5: Girl is still in love with her ex, 1:19

(I also apologize for the terrible descriptions and titles)

ANECDOTE & RECIPE: This was kinda improvised. I did plan along the lines of what I was gonna say and what the dates were gonna be. After I planned the one with the Italian food I was craving tiramisu. I didn’t have the time to either go out and get some or make it myself so I was kinda peeved. But then I got to the popcorn one and was like, “fuck it I need popcorn RIGHT NOW.” I didn’t have butter, which was a bummer, so had to use margarine. I love attempting to creating popcorn butter and, you guys, I made an awesome spicy butter. So I actually ate way too much popcorn. I did share with my brother though. I’m a nice sister. I think. I did make him pizza afterwards so maybe I’m trying to kill him. Anyway, it would have been so much better with butter though. If you like spicy foods, like me, you need to try this. Very simple, just add butter, salt, chilli powder and pepper. Maybe it isn’t that amazing. Hahaha. Too simple :P I was gonna add some Nandos spicy sauce but forgot as I was making it because I was way too excited about the popcorn. Oh well. Maybe next time. Have an awesome day!