Those skanky librarian virgin hoes have been running around correcting my grammar and spelling for far too long. It doesn't matter if I decide to say I want a dick sucking instead of specifying the direct object? Bitch I didn't even know there was a grammatical error you grainy ass sand sign bitch babes.

V*rgo never shuts the fuck up when you really ought to. That's how you know they're ruled by the same planet as Geminbi. Anywhere they go Aries explode into violence, Cancer starts crying, and Libra starts taking photos of the ensuing drama. V*rgo literally always has to be both the last word and the most correct, even when they're talking about shit they don't know and are planning to spend 5 hours googling immediately once the conversation ends.

Like, do these normal type bitches even understand their place in the zodiac? You're not the doctor of the zodiac, you're not the expert of the zodiac. Y'all are the fucking nurses of the zodiac, y'all are the librarians of the zodiac. So yeah we know you spend a couple hours googling every topic you hear about; we don't need you giving us medical advice because you recently became aware of the new anti-anxiety drugs your psychiatrist gave you. Like, y'all are the sewage workers of the zodiac; janitors at your most prestigious. Just accept that you're not always right™.

It's about time these Gemini quality annoyances got the level of bullying Pisces deserves. You guys like to talk about how delusional Pisces is and how realistic you are but reality check: thinking that every belief you hold is unambiguously the true hard facts is literally a delusion. At least when Sag pretends they know the capital T truth they don't constantly revise said 'truths' upon reading a new wikipedia page.

to end on a positive note, at least you aren't Libra though lolollololol