So there I was, lounging on my luxury king sized mattress thinking about how earth signs are actually the worst and most of the planet's problems can be directly traced back to earth dominant people when a Virgo pawn of mine let me down for the 10th time this week. I, being an emotion having and rights holding Scorpio got extremely pissed and revoked his friendship subscription on the spot.

The next day he texted me with an incredibly long and boring explanation of how it wasn't his fault and was actually because of various imperfections of his flesh. I could barely pay attention I was practically in bed (for sleep) by the time my phone stopped blowing up. I was thinking, even though his utter failure and inability to satisfy my need for total obedience and submission is clearly a betrayal most foul that maybe I should give him another chance.

He didn't seem to understand or address the costly emotional damages he committed by being unable to serve me the way I expect of Virgos (my standards are low) and so I thought, maybe the problem is Virgos just don't feel things the way real humans do. They're already half machine (half book really, machines are too interesting.) Maybe because of this emotional inferiority my pawn was incapable of understanding the dire nature of his misdeed. I know it's unheard of among Land Lobster culture but perhaps I should give him an opportunity to make amends. He seems regretful. And more importantly I miss fucking his ass.

What do you Star People think?