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Help! I scorpio'd too mysteriously and forgot my name
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I was brooding like usual, thinking about exes that I literally went on 2 dates with when suddenly, surprisingly, I realized I don't remember what my name is. Now, I'm used to being mysterious (we scorpios are equal parts sexy and mystery) and rarely tell me people my name but now it's become a mystery even to myself!

I don't want to ask my mom (I have no friends) for help because it would ruin my cool independent image, so I'm asking here on a random internet forum. What do I do!? I already tried masturbating and it didn't work!

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4 years ago