As the title says, I'm giving away a free Thanksgiving meal that will feed 3 people. It's from Cracker Barel and it's totally free!! I won it in a contest that I don't even remember entering.

I already have my turkey and everything needed for Thanksgiving so I thought I'd give it away to someone in need.

I am in Phoenix, AZ so you MUST BE LOCAL TO ME. I will not ship this to anyone.

It's a heat and serve meal so there's no major cooking involved.

Here's what you get: turkey breast, cornbread stuffing, sweet potatoes, gravy, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, rolls, butter packets, and a pumpkin pie.

Again, you must be LOCAL to me.

All other sub rules apply. If you are not registered you will not be considered and you'll be reported.

If you are interested in applying, please send me a DM with your location and tell me your best joke.

I'll make my decision tomorrow and will arrange for pickup/delivery tomorrow.

EDIT TO ADD: You must also comment here. Do NOT just DM me.