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Ladies and gentleman, residents of Rakiura, Stewart Island, the Last Free Island, and the Southernmost survivors.

It is with great fear and sadness that I must impose strict rationing upon you. Our winter food supply is running dangerously low, and our farms will not supply us with food for months to come. We are stronger than this though. We have 6 cattle that can be killed if the need arises. There are 7 more that escaped during the storm that we well track down.

The CuC has cleared out the HMNZS Rotiti, and is reporting that she is sea worthy, and still has enough fuel to make it up the coast to the port of Dunedin. We aim to have her up and running in the next couple of weeks.

The feral zombie from the Queen of the Straits has been tracked down and neutralized. As such, curfew has been lifted.

E Day has been cancelled!

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That last part was bullshit.