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Hello, I'm contractor from the Hyperionâ„¢ corporation looking to expand onto the planet of Pandora. It looks promising and I feel like my CEO can benefit a lot from the profits that can be had here. It sure is a land of opportunity!
... But I have some serious questions, why is everyone so old in Pandora? For a planet that's been advertised as the 'Wild West' of the galaxy, the median age is nearly retirement age (disclaimer from Hyperion LLC: No, we do not have a retirement program, but we do have a free pizza coupon raffle ticket once a year for our older workers which is objectively superior to a retirement program anyways :) because Hyperionâ„¢ cares) and according to official statistics, the leading cause of death in Pandora is actually Dementia!
Why are Pandorans on average so old?
I'm guessing you're not running around checking birth certificates.Â
You're just seeing the effects of hard livin.Â
Real hard livin.
Scooter is only 17. (Well maybe not)
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