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What should I include in a “blowjob coupon” given as a birthday gift?
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So I used to see this guy, and his birthday is coming up. He just broke up with his girlfriend and is feeling a bit down. I thought a blowjob coupon could be a fun and interesting gift without spending any money I don’t really have..

I want to keep it flirty and funny, maybe add stuff like “100% Satisfaction Guaranteed” or “Swallowing Included,” but not sure if that’s too much. I never wrote a “coupon” like that, so I’m a bit lost.

What should I put on the coupon to make it playful? And do I need to add an expiration date or write it’s non-transferable so he can’t give it to someone else?

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