I (21M )was bartending in college and two women (25F & 26F) were out celebrating their “first apartment.” This was a bar about 10 minutes outside off campus, and it was mostly 45 clientele. They were roommates and both ordered Long Island Iced Teas. The 25 year old was a blonde with huge boobs, bangs, and a great smile. She had room temperature IQ. She would just laugh anytime I asked how they were doing. The 26 year old was a punk rock tan brunette with a nose ring. She told me she worked in a factory and basically spoke like a 60 year old sailor. The only description she knew was “fucking.” They were cat calling me all night and saying things that most people would consider to be “over the line.” I gave them 0 satisfaction, and acted like I didn’t hear them. I just served them drinks.

They drank for about 2 hours and had dinner. I closed out their tab and the brunette said, “Be honest with me, you wouldn’t even know what do do if I sat on your face, would you?” I took her card that she was holding out with the check and said, “I would eat my way to your heart.”

She had the most shocked look on her face as I was ignoring them all night. This was at roughly 8:30PM.

I closed the bar at about 10:45PM and decided I was going to stop at my favorite bar on campus which was about 2 blocks from my house. I sat down and the bartender slid me my usual Guinness without saying a word. The roommates were on the opposite of the U-Shaped Bar. We locked eyes and the brunette told the bartender, “I’ve got that one.”

They came over and sat by me and we had 2-3 drinks. The brunette was being insanely vulgar as an attempt to impress me. The blonde was just scrolling on social media and sipping her drink through a straw. The brunette asked me why I hadn’t asked for her number yet. The brunette was extremely entertaining, but I couldn’t see a relationship with either one of them. I calmly responded, “Do you want my number now, or at breakfast.”

She immediately kissed me and was basically dry humping up against the bar. 2-3 minutes into the drunken make out, the blonde interrupted us and said, “Can we go?!”

We closed our tabs and made our way to the brunette’s car. We walked up and I burst out laughing. The fouled mouthed brunette drove a White Prius. I asked her, “Are good to drive?”

She said, “I’m not driving and threw the blonde the keys.” The brunette held the back door of the Prius open for me and I slid in. She climbed on top of me and began sucking on my neck. The blonde pulled out of the lot and drove us about 7 minutes back to their apartment.

We burst into their apartment which had almost nothing unpacked and I crashed onto the couch with the brunette. We made out for about 35 seconds and she screamed, “I have to pee!”

She ran to the bathroom and the blonde cracked 3 bud lights and handed me one. She set the brunette’s on the table and told me, “Look, my roommate broke up with her boyfriend of 3 years last week and she is extremely vulnerable. You should just fuck me.”

With my jaw about on the floor, I began kissing her and within 10 seconds, her shirt was off and I was rounding second base. I was sucking on her left nipple and twisting her right with my fingers. She pulled me straight into her room with just her mattress on the floor. Her room was full if U-Haul Boxes and her bed frame was leaning up against the closet. Our clothes were off before we hit the mattress on the floor. We made out for about 10 seconds and she jumped up quickly. She then shocks me and says, “Alright, eat your way to my heart.” I burst out laughing but it was quickly drowned out with her sliding into a 69 position. I began licking he clit furiously as I shook off my laughter. She began deep throating me and gave me the most audibly shocking blow job of my life. She was throat fucking me so intensely that I thought she was going to choke. I was so turned on I about screamed. I gathered my senses and decided I needed to “one up” her somehow. I spread her cheeks and started tonguing her ass hole. She murmured, “Oh, you’re freaky, huh?” Crawled off my face and faced me on all fours. She grabbed my legs and threw them up to my shoulders. She began tongue fucking my asshole. This was the first time I had ever had my own ass touched by woman. I was semi-shocked, but thrilled with excitement. As I was enjoying her, her bedroom door whipped open. We had been left alone for about 3 minutes and the brunette whipped into her room and turned on the lights. She screamed, “What the fuck are you doing?!” I was caught light a deer in the headlights with my legs up in the air. The blonde calmly responded, “Breaking in our new apartment.”

I thought I was about to witness a fist fight, but the anger slowly faded from the brunette’s face. She said, “You couldn’t have waited for me?” I was in total disbelief of the scenario in front of me. The brunette stripped down in mere seconds and playfully jumped onto the floor mattress with us. The brunette immediately sat on my face and took over the situation. I was licking her clit with pure euphoria. The brunette said, “Don’t stop eating his ass because I’m here.” The blonde went back to rimming me as I regained my grasp on the scenario that was taking place. The brunette, barked, “Hey bartender, wrong hole!” I switched to eating her ass and began aggressively tongue fucking her tanned, toned asshole. She was screaming, “Yeah, you eat that ass you fucking freak!” She leaned forward and began 69ing with me while the blonde kept tonguing me. This continued for about 5 minutes but I felt myself climbing the mountain and threw the brunette off my face. I stood up and tried not to cum with both of them staring at me. I took about 10 seconds while my cock throbbed and bounced trying not to cum. I felt it pass grabbed the back of the brunette’s long dark hair. I began face fucking her deep and slow. The blonde eagerly jumped behind me and dropped to her knees. She began tongue fucking my ass again with ridiculous intensity.

The brunette began deep throating me and gagging. She would choke, cough, spit the extra saliva back on my dick, and repeat. Her dark mascara was running down her face. She was gagging somewhat uncontrollably and the blonde said, “Turn around.” She spun me around by my hips and I turned on my heels.” The blonde began deep throating me again and the the sounds of lack of gag flex filled the small apartment bedroom. The brunette wiped tears from her eyes and slapped my ass harder than I’ve ever been hit before. She pushed my ass and grabbed the back of the blondes hair and forced her down deeper. She began violently shoving my dick further down the blondes throat until the blonde finally coughed. The brunette said, “Good girl” in a sharp and raspy tone. The brunette plunged her tongue deep inside my ass and began stroking my cock furiously. I once again felt like I was going to explode.I stepped away from both of them and calmly asked, “Do you have any condoms?” The blonde jumped up and rifled through a U-Haul Box. She found her stash and yelled, “Catch!”

I regained my senses and put the condom on. The brunette shoved me back down onto the mattress and began riding me like a demon possessed. The blonde walked over and took a sip of her beer. I grabbed a fist full of the brunettes hair and aggressively yanked her head towards mine. I lightly kissed her, but then pulled back and spit in her mouth. She let out a groan of pleasure and melted on top of me. I began rapidly fucking her while she submitted dominance and laid over me. She began screaming, “Oh baby, don’t fucking stop.” I repeatedly thrusted and spit on my right hand. I wet my pointer and middle finger and began massaging her asshole as she screamed I ecstasy. She she began violently shaking and let out a low moan of pleasure. She gyrated a few times, and her eyes rolled back in her head. She violently stood up and shrieked in high pitch voice. She squirted all over my chest and face. The blonde did a spit take with her beer and exclaimed, “Really? On my fucking mattress?” The brunette collapsed as her knees buckled. She laid down next to me and snuggled into my ear. I could hear her breathing started to level out as she relaxed from her violent orgasm. The blonde set down her beer and eagerly jumped on top of me. She began riding me and saying, “You better not cum until I do.” I used all of my will power to not finish as the blonde played with her clit with tenacity. I could feel her body start to shutter as she began to climax. She screamed out, “You own this fucking pussy,” as her breathe got rapid. She screamed in my ear as she finished intensely. She slowly kissed me and said, “Good boy.” She calmly turned around while panting and grabbed by my cock through her legs. I waited to re-enter her but she seemed to be struggling. I realized she was putting my dick into her ass. The brunette snickered, “Oh my god, you’re such a slut,” in a worn out tone. The brunette shut her eyes and snuggled back into my cheek as her blonde roommate slowly stretched out her ass on my cock. She rode at mild cadence while the brunette softly kissed me. It was took much for me. I screamed, “I’m going to cum.” The blonde jumped off me and ripped off the condom. She began blowing me as I busted rope after rope in her moth. I shook violently as a finished and the blonde let out devious little chuckle. She leaned over to the brunette and spit the entirely of my load info into her mouth. The brunette coughed but then swallowed my entire load.

I regained my wits and sat up against the wall, the blonde rifled through another box and pulled out a clean fitted sheet. She coldly said, “Alright, get the fuck off my bed.” She changed her sheets and told us she was going to bed.

I gathered my clothes off her floor and walked into the brunette’s room with her. We climbed into her bad and spooned as we fell asleep.

As the sun emerged as woke up ocular discomfort. The brunette stirred and slowly kissed me. One thing let to another and she rode me slowly and passionately. She kissed sweetly as she kept going. I realized that we were having sex without a condom as I felt that I was going to cum. I told her and she said, “I’m on birth control, it’s fine.” I embraced her and passionately filled her with my cum. We kissed for 2-3 minutes and she walked out of her room to the bathroom. We exchanged numbers and I walked back to my apartment. I took a few hour nap, and went to the bathroom. My phone was buzzing and I finished peeing to answer it. It was the brunette. She said, “Hey, my roommate and I both have pink eye.” I looked in my bathroom mirror and said, “Yup, me too.” I chuckled and went to see Health Services for Medicated Eye Drops.

The brunette and I remained friends with benefits for the rest of the semester. We would make slow passionate love a few times a week. Vanilla sex like old married couples have.

One day at their apartment I met the blonde’s boyfriend of 3 years and awkwardly shook his hand.

The brunette and I hung-out for a few months until winter break. I took a CO-OP internship in Denver and our contact faded over the next semester. I came back to my college town to find the blonde was engaged, and the brunette had a serious boyfriend.

We lost contact, but I can still say that was the best night of my life.